#this is david

well, kids, you probably don’t remember this young gentleman (probably because he was mentioned twice in a single sentence) but that’s why I’m here to refresh your lil brains. Have a seat on this here carpet, yup. And yes, I’m aware my new take on an introduction is a little pedophile-y, but listen to the OFFICIAL SET OF DAVID HCS (official just made it sound more official,, plus I don’t think these have been done before).

____________________________________

GENERAL

— David is 18 (same age as shelderson™, respectively, yes that applies to both of them) — He is a quarterback (tom brady 👅) — Last name is Cooper or Payne — Typical student athlete — 13 ⛽️ the grind 😩💯never ends 💦💪🏼chasing after my dreams 💭😈| single 🔓| romans 8:1 🙏🏻 — He’s not snobby AT ALL — Sleeps in class and is oddly silent — Until he just makes some random ass remark — He really enjoys fighting — Not even that close w Bob and Randy — Closer to Bob — Friends w everyone on the football team — His parents just happen to have sum $$ — His mom runs the PTA — The ladies at the makeup department know her by name — David doesn’t even have a nice car, his parents just buy him beaters — Demolition Derby w this boi 25/8 — “oh yikes that was a mailbox, huh??” — “just gonna bANG A QUICK UEY” — (you can tell I’m from massachusetts oh no) — “david I’ve only been in the car with you three times and we almost had to go to the hospital every single time” — He’s failing almost all of his classes — but he’s in honors and AP bc everyone loves David and his mom 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ — HE IS SO DUMB — YOU LOOK IN HIS EYES AND THERE IS NO SPARK OF INTELLIGENCE

_______________________________________

PHYSICAL TRAITS