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the gods spoke to me in a vision and they, very audibly, very clearly, and in unison, have told me that aegon ii targaryen took it in the ass on the regular. this is your king

"Blaseball, Blaseball time is here!" "Hello, Dave! Aren't you getting into the Blaseball spirit?" "Huh? Blaseball…?" "We know it's running a little bit late this year." "But we can let it slide! Because…" "We're just so excited for Season 3!" [Toads cheering] "Now hold on a second, boys." "C'mon, Dave! I thought you LOVED Blaseball! It's the coolest horror baseball simulator ever!" "Precisely! They run all sorts of exciting new Blaseball games week after week." "I heard this week, we'll be using the Idol Board to break Tillman Henderson out of the Vault! HeheheHEH!" "And you just know, after the success of Day X, they've GOT to be planning a boss fight against the Crew of Umpires." "That's all well and good, but don't tell me you two have forgotten the real star of the show…" "THE FULL, UNREDACTED TEXT OF THE FORBIDDEN BOOK!" "Oh… just how am I going to break the news to them?" "News? What news, Dave?" "I'll bet it's a brand new Blaseball Roundup!" "BOOOOOORRRIIIIIING. How about a confirmation of the indentity of the Reader… as Megan Ito!" "Boys, I'm afraid I have some… disappointing news." "What?!" "Season 3 isn't coming this year. It's been cancelled. I guess Blaseball just wasn't sustainable after all." "How can people be so cruel…?" "But it'll be okay, boys! There are plenty of other horror baseball simulators that have launched recently! There's Terror Ball, MMOLB, Alternate League Blaseball…" "Oh, don't act like Alternate League Blaseball is the same!" "Don't fret, Alvin, The Game Band gave it a send-off we'll remember forever, right Dave?" "Well… We did get a page saying all the Players were Released." "Oh, face it! Blaseball is gone forever. And it's NEVER coming back!" [Toads dramatically wailing]

Gay bar called “The Bloody Sleeve”