#this happened...

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David Duchovny‘s wife Tea Leoni got so hot when they romped in a sauna that she passed out.

‘It was early in the relationship and we were on a weekend getaway in Vancouver,’ he tells The Sun.

‘We were just all over each other – the sauna wasn’t going to stop me!

‘I recovered pretty well, but Tea…’

The X Files star, 48, and actress Tea, 42, have been married for 11 years.

‘I don’t know what makes our marriage work,’ he says. ‘We just love each other.’

Well... This is what happens when you’re bored and with your friend. A crazy friend! ^_^

He had just finished tucking the littlest one into bed, pressing a soft kiss to her head where tufts of hair where beginning to appear. She was getting so big. Only a couple of months old and she already seemed to have doubled in size since they had brought her home for the first time. Though he wasn’t going to dwell on the fact that all too soon Leah would be the size Maddie was now and Conan definitely wasn’t going to thing too hard about how grown up Madison would be by then...

No, he was just going to stay delusional about the fact that both his daughters would eventually grow up and not to mention him getting old. He shuddered at the idea. Pushing that train of thought out of his mind before he ended up rushing to the mirror to check for grey hairs.

He smiled down at Leah, now snoring peacefully, before moving back out into the living room, coming to lean against the door observing Samantha and Madison where they were sat on the couch watching some sort of terrible kids movie. Not stopping the content smile tugged at his lips again.

Conan’s mind drifted back over the past year or so. What could he say he was feeling nostalgic. If somebody had told him when he was first turned that in just over ten years he would be living in a house with two daughters and the most amazing woman in the world, practically the picture of domesticity...Well he probably would have rolled his eyes, called them ridiculously cheesy and told them to fuck off. He wasn’t all too optimistic about finding love or happiness back then. Though he certainly wasn’t complaining now.