This beast is not a horse.
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This beast is not a horse.

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Look at this guy with this thing on him! Neither the guy nor the thing on him is a thing that is a horse.
Neigh-Z
Jay-Z once balled SO hard, muthafuckers wanted to fine him! That shit cray... but it is not a horse.
Food For Thought
A man once told me he was, "so hungry, I could eat a horse!" He was eating nachos at the time. Nachos are not a horse.
In the case of mounted police officers, the horse is a horse and the officer is not a horse. Also, they don't think the nickname "centaur" is as funny as I do.

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Spelling
There's no "horse" in "I" or "team"
#ThingsThatAreNotHorses
Strategy
When trying to determine whether something is or is not a horse, ask yourself: “Is this a thing that is a horse?”
If the answer is “no,” then it is not a horse.