#things happened

Someone said recently that it sometimes feels like Astruc reads crack fics without seeing the tag and makes them canon. As such, I will endeavour manifest my crack ship!

Mostly because all my other ideas are edgy nonsense that may be inappropriate for a kids show.

Come on, Thomas, you know you always wanted to make Drug Addict Marinette; that's why she's so manic!

Marinette: Poor Nino, she's been bullying him relentlessly recently.

Adrien: *Sweating* Has she? Haven't noticed, we've just been so busy. I'm sure it's all good though, Nino looks like he's loving- having a blast. Messing with her.

Marinette: He's just putting on a brave face. I'm sure he hates her constantly shoving him into the storeroom closet.

Adrien: *Muttering* On school grounds, Nino? Really?!

Marinette: *Patting his shoulder* I wish we could do something too, but he's made it clear he's too prideful to accept report her. We just have to hope that she isn't too rough with him.

Boys who cry wolf get Eaten alive by wolves I think that's how that story ends