#thingish

To all my followers: I’m going on a week long trip to Arizona. I’ll try to queue posts whenever I’m online, but it won’t be full. Sorry in advance. I’ll be back up and running Tuesday, 6 April (I believe).

When your starving in class and it's silent and your stomach grows so loudly

Goldilocks: my porridge is too hot (hot damn)

Ok so my mom was in the bathroom with my sister helping her get ready for school she was literally brushing her teeth for her (spoiled rotten brat) and this was early I wasn't awake yet. But my sister sees this spider and is like “Mommy SPIDER" And my mom turns around and there is this massive spider on the ground behind he. So she calls my dad upstairs and my dad runs up and they trap this giant spider in a cup and put it outside so she can take it to the science center to find out what it is. So I wake up and my mom starts ranting to me about how scary it was and I thought she was over reacting then. So anyway, she takes it to my town’s Science Center it turns out the spider was actually PLASTIC she freaked out over a PLASTIC spider that she thought was real