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We should all know by now never to trust blond men, but for the stars of this action packed adventure the answers come just a little too late! Come along on the thrill ride of the year as an aspiring young musician gets thrown into a reality tv show that’s slightly harder than the voice and nowhere near as evil as Americas got Talent. As sparks fly between this songbird and her would be agent, cries to demilitarise the government are heard and then swiftly ignored in favour of improving reality tv. Tragedy strikes when our young heroine’s new beau is caught helping her cheat and the two are separated, but fate strikes one again after she finds out her new friends have been sent to a bargain bin military school that’s in the same location as her hometown and it looks like romance is back in the cards after all! A few executions and a song break later, it turns out the man of her dreams isn’t quite who she thought he was, and the real song was within her all along. What more could you want from the best musical about politics and killing children since bugsy malone!