tit preshow drinking game
the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t
phil defends it saying it's a different experience
they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)
phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually
this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)
should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS
if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions
the first question sets the tone
who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)
(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”
unhinged fuck marry kill
domestic lore drop
phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over
question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy
phil suggests susan as a name for something
a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other
phil broken rib mention
“the european mind cannot comprehend”
someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”
if we had a pet it would be dead right now
any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)
it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW
