#they're old

UA and TA: Go on...

Midoriya: *pushes over a piece of paper to the Travelers* If you were to quantify your age into a number, could you pleasepleaseplease write it down on this piece of paper.

The Twin: Oh, no problem... Give us a few seconds... minutes...

The two suddenly shuffle into the corner and start to aggressively whisper with each other.

Several random fights broke out in hushed whispers in a span of less than 3 minutes, the sound of scribbling, and the other kept trying to steal the pen from the other's hand.

Everyone could hear that they were contemplating getting a bigger piece of paper.

Midoriya: ...They should be the same age...right?

UA and TA: Maybe...

Several minutes later, and several crumpled paper balls later.

They slowly placed a piece of paper 'slightly' crumpled in Midoriya's hand with only one short line

"╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭we don't know╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭"

. _.

Is it because of my last joke about the title "I don't even fucking know that number"?

Their birthday was a couple of days ago, but unfortunately I wasn't able to finish it in time.

But nonetheless! Merry Christmas everyone!

Remember the Sist faceplates that came with my Lusis? Well, time to tackle these in Lena's Doll History Part 18 - Unoa Sist, Ezra.

So, um.

I remembered (and went back to reread, just to be sure) in Childe’s backstory it mentioned he felt like three months had passed in the Abyss but when he returned to Teyvat it had only been three days.

And I started to actually wonder how much time Wanderer!MC spent in the Abyss.

Timeline:

500 years ago: Ei created Wanderer!MC but then locked them away in the Shakkei Pavilion

400 years ago: Wanderer!MC wakes up and moves into Tatarasuna, but then tragedy strikes and they’re revived in the Abyss

300 years ago: MC’s still stuck in the Abyss (~1 century has passed)

200 years ago: MC’s still stuck in the Abyss (~2 centuries have passed)

100 years ago: MC manages to break their shackles and return to Teyvat (~3 centuries have passed)

The Math™️:

1 month in Teyvat ≈ +30 days in Teyvat

12 months in Teyvat ≈ +365 days in Teyvat ≈ 1 year in Teyvat

1 day in Teyvat ≈ +1 month in Abyss (Skirk’s story quest)

3 days in Teyvat ≈ +3 months in Abyss (Childe’s backstory)

300 years in Teyvat x 12 months in Teyvat (1 year) ≈ +3600 months in Teyvat

3600 months in Teyvat x +30 days (~1 month) ≈ +108,000 days in Teyvat

108,000 days in Teyvat ≈ +108,000 months in Abyss

108,000 months in Abyss / 12 months (1 year) ≈ +9,000 years in Abyss

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Wanderer!MC is definitely not going to say anything about this. 🥶

...👀😨😰😱

Uh- wow...

Faruzan: Pfft. So much for the "young lady". Now look at this split— MY LEG!

Furina: Just because you look young, doesn't mean you are. I, however, am an artist by trade. My body is prepared to do splits witho— MY LEG!

Xianyun: Pathetic attempts. One's body cannot even suffer things such as a strained muscle. Behold the immortal body of an adep— ONE'S LEG!