&͟ ( ᵢ'ₘ 𝑵𝑶𝑻 ) ,

Working Dog-Coded: Give me a job and a purpose, then reward me with affection and I will follow you to the end of time, space and beyond.

Guardian Breed-Coded: I'm not a big fan of people and don't need many friends. I just need one person, or a small tight-knit group, to protect and that will fulfill me until the end of my days.

Terrier-Coded: I get us into a lot of problematic situations, talk a bunch of shit and often take on people who are a lot bigger than me. But, that's okay because I know you've always got my back.

Mutt-Coded: I'm not really sure who I am and don't have the greatest sense of self, but if you give me support and space to figure it out, I'll be loyal to you until my last breath.

Shelter-Dog Coded: This isn't where I thought I'd end up. I've been through it. My past might be complicated, but I'm trying, and you're giving me the chance I so desperately need to go at life one more time.

mun and muse(s) must be +21 to interact with this meme. send in a number + a pair of muses for a written starter between our muses based on the gif linked. all gifs are highly u/sfw in nature and will contain graphic s3xual content—all of which can be considered t4boo and/or triggering. respect the kinks/limitations of your writing partners. all gifs used in this meme were found on tumblr.

pairings in gifs range from m/f, f/f, and m/m. adjust any genders in the gif as needed to best suit your needs.

001. 002. 003. 004. 005. 006. 007. 008. 009. 010.

011. 012. 013. 014. 015. 016. 017. 018. 019. 020.

021. 022. 023. 024. 025. 026. 027. 028. 029. 030.

031. 032. 033. 034. 035. 036. 037. 038. 039. 040.

041. 042. 043. 044. 045. 046. 047. 048. 049. 050.

#moonsymbols      ...      and i know , i know , i am what i am , the mouth of the wolf , the eyes of the lamb .

— @ GODBRKS ( wells stutler, single muse, highest activity ) — @ UNFAES ( oc multimuse, building activity ) — @ ICONIK ( dez delacruz, single muse, semi - hiatus ) — @ GOSPUL ( cecily noväk, single muse, hiatus )

you're going to prison.

every single day you're doing better and better.

well, i'm gonna miss you.

who gave you permission?

i hope you had fun this week.

pleased to meet you.

oh, no, i am not going fucking anywhere.

they fucking do this every day.

i'll be there in ten minutes.

he just called me a hooker?

i've been working since i'm 16 years old.

well, i'm his fucking wife, so i do think i have a say in it.

yo, what do you want?

do you still talk to your family?

can you shut the fuck up, please?

shame on you!

now get the fuck out of my house.

yeah, i'm not interested in conversation, dude.

why did you bring that?

you work in a cool place.

can i sit in the front?

this car is very you.

in fact, i think i'm probably already pregnant.

you fucking bitch, you broke my nose!

it's nice to come back.

we have to talk.

he's probably not lost, perhaps he is kidnapped.

i don't even know what is going on here.

let's go apeshit on this fucking casino.

it is now my great honor

this is a real marriage, and i'm not getting a divorce.

bitch, don't die on the job.

you guys can just, like, eat whatever the fuck you want.

you hit the lotto, bitch.

bedroom's upstairs. let's go.

what do you know about driving? what do you know?

he came out of the bathroom one time, and he didn't zip up his fucking pants.

so you want to get married to me, you want me to be your little wifey?

i have shit to do, okay?

you fucking asked for this.

fucking psycho. fucking untie me.

i don't want to fucking sit next to you. i'm not getting back there with you.

do they know you do this?

what? are you making fun of me?

if you don't stop, i will tie you up!

very cozy, right?

you're not tying me up, motherfucker!

i'm not a fucking prostitute, you fucking piece of shit.

you are fucking pathetic, man.

did you pick up milk?

you are the fucking best.

is everything okay?

what's wrong with you? look at me.

chill out and come here, you know?

i am gonna fucking tell him.

you want to go to the atm right now?

mm.. don't fuck around.

your parents are on their way!

get the fuck away from me, please.

mm, so welcome to my humble abode.

oh, my god, we're gonna get into a fucking car accident with you driving like that.

you're a hard worker?

she threw the candlestick at me.

you like that?

no, i am not giving you my phone.

can i have some privacy, please?

where are you going?

i got it, i'm already embarrassed.

i love my husband, and i plan on being with him forever.

you want to talk about it now?

what the fuck are you waiting for?

you don't have cash? let's go to the atm.

can you fucking tell this guy to untie me?

baby, this is very important.

i'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever.

i need your phone for one second.

what the fuck are you doing?

you want to put this on?

you're funny.

what, you afraid of this little girl?

my parents are fucking crazy!

these fucking guys don't know their place.

yeah, your family is fucking trash.

are you the boss? you're the fucking boss?

what are you doing? don't do that.

this is not allowed, but i like you.

wait, are you leaving?

oh, stay jealous, babe.

who the fuck is this guy?

i don't see anyone.

parents usually want their kids to get married.

i don't know who that is.

you're going to cost me my job here. please.

i don't check in on you for two weeks and you go and marry a prostitute!

okay, i need you to cooperate. i'm begging you.

just shut the fuck up.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

i'm having a party, new year's party, and you have to come.

i might have to work that night.

whoo! i fucking love that place.

i think she broke my nose.

yes, let's get married.

it's fucking cold.

who's the birthday boy?

turn on the music!

he wanted to get married, he put a fucking ring on my finger.

why are you being rude?

oh, i think i love you.

we're two grown men here. are you out of your mind?

so, what are you looking for?

i helped you find him, so let me fucking talk to him.

do you want to blow us up?

you want to take your clothes off?

get the fuck out of my fucking face.

expecting guests?

we are having a family discussion.

does your family know you're here?

get the fuck off me!

it's like, if you can't zip up your fucking pants after you take a piss, i don't trust you with the music.

you are beautiful.

do not fucking touch me!

are you fucking kidding me?

you'll get cold if you don't cover your neck.

i'm trying here, asshole.

i bet you like this, huh?

would you want to be exclusive with me?

they can't just fucking come in here like that.

don't people get married in vegas?

we are married. they're gonna have to accept that.

yes, we married and we're doing fucking great!

where is your phone? can you please give me your phone?

excuse me, i have to get dressed.

this is good news, right?

what? did you not hear what i said?

you calm now? you gonna behave?

you waiting for someone else?

slow down, you'll break my leg.

are you stupid?

he was really weird.

when will we meet your parents?

are you suicidal or something?

don't fucking tease me with that shit, okay?

are you happy?

are you killing her?

well, i can't spend too much.

yesterday was my birthday.

how am i gonna get rid of this smell? huh?

no, i'm not going anywhere.

do you like it?

do you see this shit?

you do not love him, and he doesn't love you. you understand? that's in your head.

you've been bitching and moaning this entire fucking car ride about a little fucking scratch on your face.

did i ask for your fucking opinion?

you can touch me. it's okay.

i'm glad i broke your fucking nose!

fuck this shit. i didn't sign up for this.

we're leaving. you good?

you're killing me.

why do i always have to repeat myself with you?

you're in big trouble, brother!

you're the biggest fucking pussy i ever met.

why are you just fucking standing there?

we're running around all night and this fucking guy is here getting his rocks off.

want something to drink?

i'm really big drug dealer.

keep your opinion to yourself.

it's not funny, man.

i fucking dare you.

you mean i have to wait?

i hate this bitch so much, i want to vomit when i see her face.

you know, we should do it again sometime.

you know, he fucked me much harder than he fucked you.

we have to fix it together, you understand?

don't you dare laugh.

i shared my playlist with him, and he was very rude and dismissive.

what the fuck, man? are you fucking kidding me?

be a fucking man and talk to me!

look at me, baby.

oh, you are so fucked.

here's to having a hard dick and lots of money.

we got married!

are you drunk?

i don't know where are we going, but we are going.

did you lose your fucking mind?

what is happening? somebody talk to me, please!

let me go, you fucking asshole. goddamn fucking bastard.

you know that bedroom you've been fucking in? that's his parents' room.

you can take everything you want.

bet you've never seen one of these before, have you, huh?

he said i looked like his 18-year-old daughter.

you know what, i'm so sick of your generation, man.

why do we have to leave the house?

how much money is that?

i am not fucking around.

we don't give meaning to names.

does that, like, sound weird?

if we haven't found him by now, we are not finding him.

happy fucking birthday, i guess.

take another fucking step, motherfucker.

no, we're done. get the fuck out of here.

i'm not sitting next to this fucking psychopath.

she's fucking hot, man.

i want to make an offer.

you think you can enter my house like this?

it's so wonderful to finally meet you.

we got ice cream.

i bet you get off on this.

that's fucking disgusting.

we are going to fucking vegas.

you know, i really hope you find your happiness one day.

i'm having your ass fired! you're dead for this!

will you marry me?

what do you plan to do with that?

we're not fucking done talking.

i certainly hope you're lying,

hello. hi.

he's an asshole.

can you sit on your hands for me?

want to get some drinks?

let's go get you some cash.

oh, i am not going fucking anywhere.

you're thinking this little shit betrayed you. well, guess what, he betrayed me, too.

just don't break anything, man.

you see the shit that i have to deal with?

i have an emergency. sorry about that.

time to break this bitch. let's go.

by the way, you can't find blow like this in moscow.

any information would be greatly appreciated.

what do you want from me? do you want me to apologize?

you are the fucking psychopath.

what the fuck?

are you doing this on purpose? what the fuck, bro.

i have no fucking pants on.

hey, listen to me. hey! it's your fault!

that's fucking hilarious.

i want to ask. do you work outside the club?

do not give me that bullshit. you don't love him.

get the fuck out of my way.

can i bring someone?

i am fucking with you, dude.

your tits look amazing.

what are you laughing at?

i can't believe you went running like a fucking baby.

go away from my room!

i'm calm. i'm not gonna do anything. i'm not gonna run away.i just want to know what is going on.

you were right.

i know what you're thinking.

give me a cigarette.

if you touch me again, i will fucking scream.

tell him, because i don't want to.

we should call the fucking police or something.

no, no, no. i'm not walking down there.

right, my father sent you. are you kidding me?

i feel like i have a concussion or something.

someone fucking tell me what's going on.

do you see what i've been dealing with?

you fucking relax.

having fun?

oh, you want to fucking go?

it's fucking freezing.

are you available tonight?

i am not giving you the fucking ring.

you know me so fucking well, babe.

why haven't you answered any of my fucking calls?

i bailed you out how many times? huh? how many times? and you do this to me?

me and my wife need some privacy.

you're so classy.

that's a fucking great husband you have.

you can sit right there, okay?

i told you it's a fucking bad idea.

dude. what the fuck. i'm busy!

you are fucking insane.

i don't want to talk about it right now.

i said it's 'cause your son's a fucking pussy.

time is money, baby. get a roll on it.

if you think for a second this is gonna be allowed, you're dead wrong.

you're a fucking bitch.