#they email

"Hey," the voice of his foster daughter had Hizashi look up to see the green haired girl. "Aizawa's here."

"Thank you. You sure you don't want to come?" Hizashi asked as he stood.

"No," Izumi said, her head down to hide her scars. Hizashi wanted to wrap her into his arms, promising no one would say anything.

It wouldn't do anything. Her mother's psychotic break brought upon by a Villain's Quirk literally inducing it gave Izumi her Quirk.

It also gave her scars that stretched from ear to ear, a slit made in her face.

The Quirk Counselor had named it without input, and Hizashi was still fighting about that.

Hizashi stopped by Izumi, putting a hand on her shoulder with a squeeze. She leaned her head on it for a second.

"Pizza in the fridge." Hizashi told her before heading out to meet his friend. They had a family get together to get to.

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"How about we come over," Tensei said. "She can meet us on her territory."

"I know Tensei, but she's struggling."

"I still think she would get along with Hitoshi," Nemuri said as she ate some rice. "Kids with control Quirks flock together and all."

"It's also her appearance," Hizashi said. "She's scared. More so after how that Bakugou kid reacted."

"I thought his issue was that he refused to admit Midoriya Inko did it?" Midnight said.

"It's an issue of multitudes." Hizashi said. "We're still arguing with lawyers."

"She's gotta face it soon," Shouta noted. "She wants UA, right?"

A (FREE) TRANSLATION:

If I had to guess (and I suppose I do), I’d say that they probably email each other jokes whenever they run across something that they share with each other — which is basically the show. Or their tabloid exploits. So like, maybe when they meet someone in the industry who is a fan, they are like “you’ll never guess who just talked to me about you.”

Yeah, I’m really just spitballing here.

I’ve wondered how they inform each other on personal life updates. Is that strictly in person? Do they hear about it through their people? Or is Chris the family gossip? They seem to have “heard things” vaguely sometimes, and other times (“one of your many husbands”) they are apprised of enough of the situation to comment on it in front of the other one. Like most parents, they probably spend at least a certain amount of time in person talking about their kids, but I don’t know if that would be a topic for email conversation at all.

Last summer a crazy rumor, denied since then, said that David Duchovny and you were together... A dream that came true for the X-Files fans?

"I don't know if it makes anyone dream! [laughs] It was mostly surprising, stupid, and funny. The media enthusiasm made me laugh a lot up to the point when David's agent decided to deny it publicly. David and I are just friends. We keep in touch, we regularly send emails to each other, we send text messages to each other..."

I think the five emails is actual BS, because seriously, who counts emails, and especially because Gillian called it right off the bat, hahaha.

Still, BS is based on something, and he did try to quantify it, so let’s give it a shot. As an observation, I have found before that when I try to estimate how many emails I’ve exchanged with someone, I usually underestimate. I also think that “five emails” probably means something more like “five times a year one of us thinks to email the other one and then we say a few things.”