Iâm honesty willing to take it under consideration with how bad this is going. I never wanted this.

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Iâm honesty willing to take it under consideration with how bad this is going. I never wanted this.

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â â ( headcanon. )
(au where mikaela and tessa are together)
Mikaela takes their son shopping and he sees a beautiful costume for Ariel, and which his brunette momma happily gbys for him. Excitedly he puts on his costume and shows it to his other momma when he comes home. At first Tessa struggles with this because, ya know, sheâs from Texas and heâs supposed to be her little cowboy. But, Mikaela patiently and firmly stands by her son and makes it clear that it isnât detrimental to him at all. It only takes a little bit of this before Tessa realizes her wife is right and decides to be King Triton.
Cade comes over and sees his grandson on the yard playing in the grass. Through the screen door he says. â Get him out of that dress. â
Not here for that nonsense and the two women get ready for a fight.
But before they have a chance to say anything he continuesâ
Never predictable, Cade proceeds to lecture Mikaela & Tessa on how to get grass stains out of the organza skirt of his grandsonâs Disney Princess dress. â Donât let those kind of stains set in too long or youâll never get them out. â
With a smile fringed with tears, Tessa shakes her head while Mikaela mentally takes notes.
â Â are you about to spy bang me, Â banes or are you genuinely interested? Â â Â Â pardon her, Â to be quite frank. Â she did just have a large conglomerate company fuck her over, Â lose her job, lose a bunch of friends and was practically told to keep the killer aliens a secret or she would be thought insane. Â she accomplished so much in that company only to be ridiculed and fired. Â being expendable can really take a toll on a personâs mindset. Â thereâs just a raise of ripleyâs brow, Â sheâs leaning back in her chair, Â it squeaks. Â the only sound in the room. Â that question was probably offensive, Â it just slipped from her lips. Â mikaela banes seems like a women who doesnât dare fuck with any kind of that sort. Â Â empathy in the form of a warrior goddess. Â Â eyes close. â sorry, Â awful question. Â â Â Â // continued for @the-warrior-goddess.
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âI have jeans on so I think theyâll be fine.â She snatched up the helmet and spun it in her hands thoughtfully. âAre we going anywhere in particular?â Not that Tess cared, she was just happy to be getting out.
âthewarriorgoddess: Good luck with the cav lines! AND the W!Bernie return traps lolâ
Canât Return whatâs dead.

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âthewarriorgoddess: I think they mean F!Byleth alongside M!Byleth winning? Because F!Byleth is definitely gonna come in at least 2nd in the womenâs division only because sheâs subjectively âhotâ. Honestly Iâm personally not bothered by who wins because Iâm tossing votes for characters who are not yet in the game OR more alts for characters who donât have one so if this is another 3H sweep Iâll be free picking whoever has the best fodder and dipping. Dimitri is the only 3H unit I cared about getting a brave alt lol.â
Could be? I honestly donât know, but F!Bylethâs definitely more âstale end piece of breadâ aligned. I guess sheâs pretty, but honest to god the fashion sense kills any modicum of attractiveness for me.
Iâm kinda in the same boat. I really want Eirika to win, but if she doesnât, thereâs no possible outcome that could get me to pull for the Brave alts beyond needing fodder. Iâll be voting for general favorites too, unless Eirikaâs top 3 and I feel like sheâs got a shot by midterms. Iâm way more invested in getting Limstella into the game, and having an actual Mythic figure with Ashera. Iâll probably drop Sara as a vote entirely, since sheâs in. Iâd love an alt, but far from required.
Still saying F!Byleth, Marianne, M!Byleth, Marth or Felix as the CYL5 winners.
âthewarriorgoddess: Arena is just a whale shit show and I lowkey think anyone who isn't dropping thousands of dollars on this game to go after their blatant whale bait should just drop arena and just let the whales duke it out. Like they should create a special whale icon for Arena lol.â
It...really is pretty bad. Like, the dumbest decision they made was that resplendents donât increase BST. That wouldâve been perfect bait for people who donât spend relentlessly to have their weaker characters keep up in scoring, but still stand 0 chance against powercreep. But instead they completely fucked up and now no oneâs having fun.
âthewarriorgoddess: Yeah Iâm expecting FEH channel a few hours before the new banner at this point. Itâll definitely be a âSUMMON THESE NEW HEROES AT THE RESET TONIGHTâ kind of deal.....which sucks because theyâre creating a FOMO for players who want to know if they should continue summoning on the banners now before they end or see whatâs on the new banner. They wanna draw it out as long as possible so when players do use up their orbs then the new banner drops with some good units/fodder and players have 0 orbs so theyâre forced to spend money. Kind of shitty if you ask me.â
Try like five minutes. The FEH Channel will be at 8, the trailer will drop about the time players would be done watching the FEH Channel. Which is entirely pointless. Like, who cares at that point? The FEH Channel exists to generate excitement for things yet to come, if everything youâre showing off happens less than 24 hours after it drops, then your FEH Channel was completely irrelevant garbage.
Thatâs all it ever was. Obviously. The ninja banner ended, Guinivereâs ends tonight, the Mythic banner will only have tomorrow left. Like, of course it was set this late to force players into a situation where theyâre tempted to spend on whatâs currently up before showing anything. Except that this level of delay also killed any excitement for what they could possibly reveal, and it hysterically had the opposite effect. I should probably thank them, because I was torn on summoning F!Morgan or B!Lysithea if the new units werenât interesting. But now Iâm just irritated to the point Iâm not spending any orbs. Limstella or Sara, or I donât care. I have enough red and blue mages, I donât really need more. In fact Iâm pretty set on units in general, and neither are good for Arena or Aether Raids, so who cares. Iâm just not invested anymore. Had they gotten the channel out a few days ago, maybe Iâd give a shit still. Now Iâm not only refusing to spend on two units Iâd otherwise care about, Iâve locked it in to only trying really hard for something if itâs one of two characters. Great job, idiots.