#theuniversalevolution

6) how is your life different now from two years agobetter but not really bec im starting to get bad again lol :/

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again i will never open up to my family because they are shit :)

J: Favourite movie.

Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper. A classic! (No, I’m not kidding, the music is stellar)

L: Favourite band/singer.

Right now it’s Tom Lehrer and Tim Minchin! I’m really into satirical music rn :)

N: Favorite day of the year.

The day before my birthday because I’m not old yet.

5: 4 turns on

Dirty talk, lingering touches, anything remotely related to bondage, lingerie

15: Favorite quote

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKKK😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴  that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OK! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vagina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

25: Ever done a prank call?

I’ve done a prank response if that counts lol. One time at a hotel my parents were sleeping in another room (my brother and I shared one) and my dad called us. I responded in a deep voice speaking Mandarin and dad thought he dialed the wrong number :P

35: Favorite holiday

Christmas ^^

45: Where am I right now?

In my bed, cinched for the gawds

55: What is something I disliked about today?

I had a bad temper at school :/

65: Do I believe in luck?

Yeah, duh!

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 

Sleeping on the couch :3

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

How much do you weigh/what did you eat today?

95: Left the house without my wallet? 

Once or twice >///<

105: Been underweight?

Lmao I wish. Was overweight for a few months in early 2016 though (exams --> stress eating)

115: Been in airplane? 

Yep! Hongkongers love to travel.

125: Rode in an ambulance?

Nopee

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise?

Singing For Good and To Sir With Love at prom with my best friend <3

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?

Yes although they are quite, ahem, superficial things. Just things I want to accomplish before I die. Lose 30lbs/whatever till I get to 90lbs, cinch my waist to under 20 inches (I’m at 26 :c ) and have really good kinky sex ^^

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.

Hmmm probably @akakuro4869-blog because we both like greek mythology (related to zodiacs or whatever) and also I’d make some good astrology puns while we stargaze :D 

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes?

They’re pretty to look at and they’re very autumn-y ^^

space: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised?

I have a desk but it’s not really used actively, I’ve got 5 piles of textbooks/school readers/various novels and language books piled up...haha. 

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know? 

That I’m gay bc they’d prolly disown me. sorry this got dark lol. 

7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?

I used to be able to do a handstand but now I can’t do either :/

36. When was the last time you cried and why?

I think Thursday? Bc stress :D

39. Do you get jealous easily?

Yep :< I try though

55. Do you have a collection of anything?

i used to collect stamps so I have two booklets full of them. Also my accessories (around 70-80?) are kind of a collection :D

76. What would you change about your life?

Um pls let me live in England because A-levels are easier than the goddamned IB program. Alternatively I’d take French instead of Design Tech/Chem. 

89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)

I’ll go with countries bc if I do cities there’ll be too many :P 

Japan, UK, US, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Poland, Russia, Bahrain. Very Europe-centric...tbf I’ve been to quite a few places in Asia. And these are ~expensive~ places since money isn’t an issue ;) 

16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?

Sleeping (I know, surprise)

22. Have you recently made any big decisions?

Yeah, it turned out ok :)

31. How long was your longest relationship?

0 days

52. What’s your earliest memory?

Going to mainland China with a bunch of kindergarten friends, someone’s mum got seasick

65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?

Er...I fell asleep on the couch hugging my laptop last night? No, lol. 

90. How was your day today?

Sucky but I’ll deal. Too tired :P