1. I first met you in #SFMRP after I was invited by Stiq. You seemed very remote, and I wasn't keen on talking to you. I mean, you seemed like a nice enough guy, but I wasn't interested in making friends with nice guys. I wanted cool friends. (I was nine, give me some leeway god damn it.) At the time actually, I was more interested in speaking with Stiq, SL, or Lou... it's funny how much things change.
2. The truth is, I think you're a wonderful person, and I would never ask anything more out of any friend ever. You're an extremely nice and lovely person, and I wish we would talk more, but I'm always hesitant to speak to you.
3. You looked 20 to me, when you last showed me that photo of yourself on MSN. You know, the one where you were wearing the green shirt and faced the camera directly.
4. You've made me laugh several times, but sometimes it was completely unintentional, like that one time where you said Clovis had something strapped on and Chase and I started laughing like crazy.
5. I won't deny you've made me pretty pissed off several times, but not because you said something mean to me. It was always because I thought you were doing something wrong -- like blaming yourself for something that was not your fault, or something  like that, and then I had to go in and say something. But the amount of falling-outs that you and I have had aren't even close to the amounts I've had with a certain other someone that you and I both know.
6. Your best feature is your patience. I think that, despite some of your flaws, you're a very kind and patient person, and that makes you easy to speak to. Except that I feel bad sometimes, speaking to you.
7. No, sorry. I always considered you Sam's territory anyways. Lol. And before you got in a relationship with her... hm, nah, I don't think I would have ever really seen you that way. With you, it wouldn't be a crush, but a slow burn.
8. You're one of my closest friends. Ever.
9. Kogs Jesusman. I wish I were joking.
10. If you want. I don't care much for spreading bandwagons.
