Jan 31, 2021
“ ....how do i get a wife? “ / @theseusium
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“ ....how do i get a wife? “ / @theseusium
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@theseusium just subbed! / WE'RE THE TITTY COMMITTEE LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!
“ THE BIGGEST TITTY COMMITTEE!!! BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE SMALL MEN!!!! “ well. okay, that’s pushing it a bit too far, but you get the picture!
@theseusium just subbed! / i will END your career, straight boy
“ YER jus’ mad i’m amazin’ wid’ women, bruv!!! y’know, if y’wanted some advice, y’could ask me!!! “
“ also y’really gotta stop beating around th’bush, jus’ tell him already or somethin’ y’right fool. “
@theseusium just subbed! / hey big man please use my death for primes <3
HE’S ALREADY BARRELLED OVER, HEAVING chest in sobs- “ a-a.... also, according to- ACCORDING TO y-youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are- are actually subscribed- theo please come back, you can’t be dead- s- s- s- so... so if you end up- end up liking this video, consider subscribing---??? it’s- it’s... it's free, and you can- c-can always- always unsubscribe.... e- en-joy the video... ”
@theseusium : 💬.... random dialogue starters
“ don’t be scared. i just need you to come with me for a minute. ”
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@theseusium // ❤︎ FOR A RANDOM ONELINER
❝-— If you think about it, the sayin’ ‘bone dry’ makes no sense, cause right now MOST SKELETONS ARE WET.❞
@theseusium sent in: “ i’m fine. i’ve had worse. ”
INJURIES WERE COMMON ON THE BATTLEFIELD. ( pray tell why any child should be out fighting others wars? ) it still puts a bad taste in her mouth. Watching someone like Theseus limp && stumble, / back from a fight he clearly LOST. No matter how mundane it still hurt to see. Even more concerning is how the star child brushes it off like it’s ‘no big deal’ when it clearly WAS! ( a gash on your chest or a limp isn’t NORMAL!)
❛ you are not fine.❜ she kept her voice level, calm. Freaking out would only make Theseus freak out, && panic would only make a Dire situation worse. ❛ Come on— we need to get you some medicine. It won’t hurt, I promise.❜