Harry and Thom Yorke at the Ivor Novello Awards 21/5/2026

Number one, how does Park Hee-soon have such a good RBF?

Number two, hooowww the actual f🫠k is this man fifty-five?

oooooo okay i like that also pre racist is frying me

soooo here’s my rank for you;

1. Choso — DEVOTIONAL APPRECIATION

• Hands-on but reverent.

• Likes softness + strength, treats curves like they’re precious.

• Makes you feel wanted without making you feel objectified.

• Eye contact. Always.

frfr top-tier, green-flag, worship energy

2. Todo — LOUD & PROUD APPRECIATION

• Will announce it. To everyone. Repeatedly.

• Hypeman boyfriend. Boosts confidence by 300%.

• Sees thickness as POWER.

only if you want to be adored like a goddess at a wrestling match

3. Sukuna — POSSESSIVE, DANGEROUS APPRECIATION

• Oh he likes a big woman, but in a “this body is mine” way.

• Appreciates strength and presence—thin and fragile doesn’t interest him.

• Compliments sound like threats.

he’s a red flag but unfortunately charismatic so enter at your own risk⚠️

4. Yuji — WHOLESOME + ENTHUSIASTIC

• Canon preference backs this up.

• Loves hugs, warmth, comfort.

• Accidentally blurts out compliments.

he’s literally a golden retriever who means every word

5. Gojo — CONFIDENCE-BASED APPRECIATION

• It’s not the body first—it’s how you carry it.

• If you’re thick and unbothered? He’s locked in.

• Teases but also shows off.

he’s def got that “Look what I pulled” energy

6. Geto (pre-evil) — CULTURED APPRECIATION

• Appreciates presence, elegance, and curves together.

• Compliments are smooth, intentional.

he’s got soft-spoken admiration and is very dangerous if he smiles

7. Megumi — INTERNALLY SCREAMING

• Definitely notices.

• Definitely does not know what to do about it.

• Red-faced, avoids eye contact, but loyal.