#thescientificmethod

In the summer of 1822, a twenty year old French Canadian man named Alexis St. Martin was working in the fur trade for the American Fur Company. As a voyageur, part of St. Martin's job was to take part in the transport of furs and on June 6th 1822 he found himself at a trading post located on Mackinac Island. During his time at the post tragedy struck when another voyageur accidentally fired his musket sending a shot into the side of St. Martin and literally tearing a hole into him. Doctor William Beaumont, a US Army surgeon stationed at a nearby army post, was summoned to help St. Martin but the prognosis was grim. Even though he was a healthy man, a wound of that size and nature was usually a death sentence. He may have wished that it was.

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A scientific evaluation on the likelihood of Darth Vader being able to fuck:

Abstract: The question here is not did Darth Vader fuck post-suit nor is it even would Darth Vader fuck; therefore, any questions of finding a partner are irrelevant. The question is could Darth Vader fuck.

Hypothesis: Darth Vader could fuck. 

Evidence: So if we that within the highly technologically advanced society the necessary equipment exists to make Darth Vader able to fuck, let’s think about Sheev’s motives. According to official sources, the suit took “many days” to create, which still isn’t that long. 

Now let’s consider the timeline of Anakin going into said suit and Padme dying. We know that when Anakin emerged, Padme was already dead and the twins spirited away. We all know that Anakin didn’t actually kill Padme (at least not directly), but that’s what Palpatine told him. 

Now, this article confirms that Darth Vader built a castle to try to resurrect Padme. Sheev promised Anakin that Plagueis had strange powers over life and death. The validity of this claim and Sheev’s willingness to try to pursue such a course are irrelevant; Sheev told him he might be able to pursue such an action. (This screenshot is particularly damning evidence of Vader’s goal and Sheev’s encouragement). 

Analysis: Wouldn’t it be suspicious if Vader wasn’t able to fuck? Sheev made promises to Vader that kept Vader on his side, under his power. It wouldn’t make sense to promise Vader his wife back without the necessary...ahem...equipment.