#theschrodingerqueer

kurama and hiei, royalty au:

hiei is the prince because he’s a stuck up lil shit 

lmao can you imagine hiei in princely clothes i’m losing my shit

kurama is totally a thief because he was before

insert loose storyline of kurama stealing the crown jewels

holy shit this is a lot like tangled

ANDIALA 1980S AU: 

i’m so tempted to make this into a high school au you have no idea

instead i will do 1980s au like a family sitcom

anakin is the rough motorcycle gang rocker type guy that wants no attachments and loves his bike and fuck everything because he’s tough

padme is totally the cutesy girl with that awful blonde dye job that everyone had (you know the one) and you bet your butt she rocked those high waisted jeans

ANYWAY

somehow they’re in love and married and anakin has no idea what the fuck he’s doing and it’s comical and padme magically knows everything and solves the hardest problems with a simple touch

the twins are mischievous little shits and anakin is 10000000000000% clueless

padme is too successful for all of this shit but manages it all with free time to hang out with her gal pals

the twins can list of car/bike parts in their sleep because anakin has them in the garage with him when he works on things and they always have to ask “what’s that” and “what does that do” and “where does that go”