#therealhardshell

Muse:Human get over here!

Mun:What's going on?

Muse:Where did all of these followers come from?

Mun:Well you see I kinda advertised our blog on a livestream.

Muse:Our blog? You mean my blog! And I never gave you permission to do that!

Mun:*rolls eyes* No you didn't Starscream, but I was thinking you could use more followers. Who knows maybe some are loyal to you like I am. 

Muse:You have a point, but next time you advertise my blog tell me, got it! 

Mun:Got it Lord Starscream.

Opening Credits : Careful - paramore

Waking Up: Dream- The everly brothers

Falling in Love: High of 75 - relient k

Fight song: Viking death march - billy Talent

Breaking Up: If I had a million dollars - barenaked ladies

Getting Back Together: Hell - Tegan and Sara

Wedding Song: Every teardrop is a waterfall - Coldplay

Birth of A Child: Mari-Mac - Great big sea

Final Battle: Too pretty - State of shock

Death Scene:  Stop and stare - OneRepublic

Funeral Song: Demons - Imagine Dragons

Fine, I'll try, but I don't think you have any sanity to begin with, Knockout!

Uh...

No, no, Impact, he’s cool. He’s not the mean giant bug monster. He’s the friendly giant bug monster.

Oh, okay!

¡uuuuo ǝɯoɔ ʎuunɟ sı sƃnq ƃuıddɐz ʇnq

*meekly* Not when they're five times your height.

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Why would I want to put you by my mouth? Fleshlings taste disgusting