#thephoenixwitch

“on a scale of one to ten on how terrible this night has been, i think we’re at a ninety-two!” shitty dates, shitty alcoholic drinks, and even shittier demons attacking girls night! can’t they ever get a day of peace and quiet, a simple and normal crappy night out into town? ( I GUESS NOT! ) “b, i haven’t done the walk-of-shame in months and i’m starting to lose it. ----- now, i have a freaking demon to go and vanquish!” frustration, at this point, would definitely be qualified as an understatement. “you’re buying drinks next time!” ( @thephoenix-witch liked for a starter !! )

“i get that this whole you're kinda like ‘family’ thing is goin’ on, but you’re actually not so you should probably still, i don’t know, knock? or better yet, use the front door. we have enough surprise visits as it is. THANKS.” ( @thephoenix-witch / sc. )

“bianca, i want you to come with me to magic school. i think you’d really like the M A G I C part about it and then maybe we can talk your mom into enrolling you. ---------- the elders suck, but you get used to their nagging after awhile.” ( @thephoenix-witch / sc. )

   ❝ it’s just an america’s next top model marathon and ice cream kind of day, so you’ll have to excuse me. —— i’ve got some sulking to do.  ❞

@rebelliouscupid / @thephoenix-witch / @trulyxcharmed

     ‘ Ya made it more complicated on yerself than what was necessary and probably ‘urt yerself more than ya needed. ‘

“i don’t know, something’s off. i can’t pinpoint the problem and i think that’s the most frustrating part. i just don’t wanna tell everyone and it turns out it’s not a big deal, but then if i don’t say anything and it turns out really bad, i’m never gonna forgive myself.                   what should i do?” ( @thephoenix-witch // sc. )

       ❝ i swear... unless i’m in the bathroom there’s at least one pair of winchester eyes locked on me -- or scanning the area around me.  ❞