#theowletqueen

:pp (an excerpt from my Snapchat story yesterday for proof) (I love soy sauce btw)

I’m sorry, sometimes I have trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE

mango: what is your trademark? Um… I guess robots, by now? At least to those who know me personally :P

banana: favorite horror movies? The Babadook, the Insidious Trilogy, and Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark.

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad? Wallow, talk to @greymichaela, hug my cats, and wallow some more

damn u Ravenna seriously do NOT tempt me or is2g

“I can understand when people playing this game have feelings they’re hesitant to act upon. But why would we play it? Please don’t take this personally guys I love you all yet I don’t feel the urge to kiss anyone but Dean”

“Magic is cheating Magnus”

“So is grace telekinesis. And using pagan powers.”

“Why are we even playing are we twelve”

“You’re twelve”

“So which of you shadowhunters want to get in on some angel action please form an orderly line. Or don’t. I’m always open to suggestions”

(what even Balthazar where did he come from HOW wait I don’t wanna know)

“But he kissed my boyfriend!”

“YOU kissed MINE first!!!”

“This is how you play. You’re supposed to kiss whoever the bottle lands on”

“This game is dumb”

…and I bet the only reason why they’d play it would be someone losing a bet so now they all have to play bc the bet was spellbound and can’t be undone

=))))

okayyyy so any version of Sam is my smol son Sam so that’d be 100% motherly kisses and cuddles he’d be getting and I’m assuming the whoever is my latest=the latest version of Sam I’ve written? sooo that’d be the (be)longing! Sam and he and stanford!Sam are gonna share those hugs and kisses and imma hit soulless!Sam on the head with a pillow bc go! get! ur soul! BACK DUDE SERIOUSLY

=))))

clooney (and i) wish you a very happy birthday! he isn’t mine and he isn’t a pet but i figured some birthday blep was in order ❤️

ahhhh thank you so much!!! =)))) such a pretty blep!!! <3 <3 <3

yes ok but i need ALL of this ok. esp the part of magnus and gabe being buddies. i mean that was to be absolutely expected and i'd've been totally disappointed if you hadn't mentioned that. also i think (if i remember my shadowhunter lore correctly) that alec is the nerd, so i think he'd get along great with sam. also this thing of being the misfit in the family and how alec knows what it's like when your parents are disappointed in you. also they're like über nerds.

okay YES this is like, the biggest of my theories with this - and not just this particular au, too. most stories have that one chracter - the snarky sarcastic little shit that possesses a decent amount of power and pretends that they don’t give a single flying fuck about anything in the world, but as the story progresses we find out that they do care, and they care a lot. they are always tricksters, even if they’re not denoted as such (Magnus is definitely one, bc magic is a form of trickery and a battle of wits when it comes to feuds between warlocks), and, in my opinion, they always have an option to go way up and above the physical/magical/lore/religious/etc laws of their particular realm. and it’s not breaking those laws, it’s seeing them for what they truly are, the basic building bricks of creation, and going around them as if they weren’t really there. it’s always there, that potential, with every trickster out there. not many of them evolve to the point where this possibility becomes reality, but some of them do, and when they do it? well, there’s a whole new array of things to explore and adventures to have. 

I have to mention that I’m talking multiverse (I’m always talking multiverse bc I believe Stephen Hawking and a bunch of other v smart and v cool physicists know what they’re talking about and proving the multiverse theory is just a matter of time). so, for a trickster who managed to snatch that opportunity to grow into something bigger, travel between parallel worlds becomes as simple as going to the grocery store. so it’s only a matter of when they run into others just like them. and become friends - or, rather, not quite friends, but definitely allies. this is one of trickster rules: they respect each other and always help each other out. they’re probably never happy about it, and do it bitching and moaning (and on a ‘you owe me’ basis, always), but they do it still. some of them are more inclined to make friends everywhere they happen to be, others prefer solitude, but they never refuse to help out a fellow trickster.

(this is getting waaay to long so putting the rest under the cut)