#theme:fakedating

I Want You To by minyrrds (T | 21,835 | 8/8)

The Foxhole was a hole in the wall, quite literally. It was painted a muted orange with a series of white paw marks trailing across the wall that glowed under the pale yellow lighting of the café, with a small curled up fox painted right up against the counter. The sign said open, and the lights were on (well some of them were), but there was not a soul else in the café. The chairs were still stacked on the tables, and the register appeared to be turned off. Neil checked his watch, it read 5:26, and he figured he would have to get moving soon to keep to his schedule (even though there was nothing that required him to keep that schedule), coffee cart coffee wasn’t terrible (only it was), and maybe Renee had messed up and meant to tell him a later time (even though he had gotten his hopes up for halfway decent coffee entering his life).

(A fake dating coffee shop au blend!)

The Bodyguard by bourbon (T | Incomplete | 11/?)

“Hello, you’ve reached the homosexual agenda, how may I help you?”

“Nicky.”, Andrew growled.

“Oh, my favorite cousin! I would ask you to join our cause but it seems you already did.”

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Or where Neil hires Andrew as a bodyguard but ends up (fake) dating him instead.

we're just strangers by whenwordsflyoffthepage (T | 83,662 | 21/21)

AU where Neil is in witness protection but still ends up an Exy junkie, Andrew doesn’t play Exy and needs a fake date to Allison and Renee’s wedding, the Moriyama’s aren’t criminals but Riko is still a dick, and Kevin has been living with his father since age 17 and just wants his friends to stop being dramatic so he can play Exy in PEACE

fall banquet pr stunts by flybbfly (T | 7,134 | 1/1)

Kevin decides Neil needs a female date for the fall banquet for PR purposes. Luckily, there are two lovely single ladies on the team.

Fake dating shenanigans ensue. Pretty equally features Renee/Allison and Andrew/Neil.

Like it's real by aftgandreil (arituzz) (T | 1,167 | 1/1)

Neil looked at Andrew, who mouthed “don’t”, and then back at Nicky. He seemed rather desperate. Every fibre of his body told him this was a bad idea, but then again Neil wasn’t known for making wise decisions. “Okay. I’ll do it,” he said. Neil could feel Andrew’s heavy gaze on him. “I’ll be Andrew’s fake boyfriend.”

wanting what you think you cannot have by orphan_account (T | Incomplete | 1/?)

this was a fic written for the aftgexchange on tumblr, but i decided to continue it as a multi-chapter fic on ao3! this is a fake dating au with no seth, riko/the moryamas, and drake so it's the softest thing you'll ever read

neil is a runaway, andrew works at a bakery, and nicky is really, really nosy. being someone's fake boyfriend is a lot harder than it looks, especially when you're hardcore crushing on them

Renison: 

Love You a Latte by ceilingfan5 (G | 8,465 | 1/1)

Allison's favorite barista is adorable Renee, so when she gets the news that she has to go on a terrible family vacation and bring an "appropriate plus-one", she decides to finally get herself uninvited from the rest of those events for all eternity. She and Renee go together, pretending to be a very much in love couple, stir shit up, and leave a lot closer than they ever expected. (Obviously they fall in love.) Allison may say "I decided love was fake a long time ago and it’d take a miracle to change my mind now,” but if anyone can be a miracle worker, it's Renee.

Jerejean:

Just a Little Unsteady by wesawbears (T | 5,039 | 3/3)

Jeremy and Jean having been living with each other for the past 4 years after graduation. Now, though, Jeremy doesn't know how to tell his mom they weren't dating and they need to go to his sister's wedding. How long can they hide their feelings before they both crack? Your typical Fake Relationship AU for the AFTG Exchange.

Maaron:

Because He's Sunrise by WingsOfWax for WeBeDragons (E | 23,390 | 1/1)

Aaron is the Matt Guardian, Guardian of the Matt. Riko quivers before him. (FUCK OFF!)