HD Draco is a bit unhinged fic recs
Here are a few recs where Draco is a bit unhinged. Listed in alphabetical order.
(Fucking) Harry Fucking Potter by @bixgirl1 [6k]
It had to have been a dream, didnât it? âŠFuck.
Always the Last to Know by @nv-md [10k]
âIâm not napping,â Harry mumbled, his face still pressed to the floor. âIâm thinking.â âSalazar help us,â Draco muttered, walking around Harryâs prone body. Out of the corner of his eye, a bit blurrily, Harry watched as Draco lay beside him. âAnd what, pray tell, is so difficult to ponder that it requires a lie down?â Harry took a deep breath, very much considered lying, closed his eyes, and said, âLove.â
Bite Me, Hate Memes by pir8fancier [44k]
Draco Malfoy is incensed to realize that someone is trying to usurp his position as the premier Harry Potter hater.
Contretemps by @moonflower-roseâ [8k]
Draco Malfoy has been living like a model citizen. If only he could convince Potter.
from love, obviously by bizarrestars [52k]
"I just mean, doing the right thing because it's right is better than doing it becauseâŠ" "What?" Draco challenges, amused. "Better to do it because it's right as opposed to doing it because it's not wrong? Please enlighten me on what the difference is." "You're the difference," is Harry's answer. (Or: Draco Malfoy comes up with a plan, drinks a lot of tea, and fails to fix a clock. Somewhere along the way, Harry Potter falls in love with him, which wasn't a part of the plan at all.)
The Gentlewizard Club by @sophiefrench77 [28k]
Draco wants what Draco wants. And if he has to snuggle up to Harry to get it, well, surely, Draco can handle that. Problem is, not sure Harry can.
rational economic actors by yellowfork [8k]
âMalcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,â Draco said, enunciating carefully. âYes.â âGay sex.â âI should think so.â â Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.
Special Magic by @lauren3210 [7k]
Harry was seriously considering the fact that his partner might be completely insane.
Storm in a Teacup by @faith2wood [7k]
For reasons heâd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potterâs hair. This cannot end well.
Tales of Apparation Gone Awry by @thecouchsofa [12k]
These are the things Draco has recently learned: 1: Donât apparate while drunk or youâll end up in Potterâs living room without fail 1a: This is a Big Problem. 2: Draco is unable to keep his mouth shut while drunk 3: Pansy is a shite friend 4: Potter has nice thighs 5: Draco maybe possibly doesnât mind his apparation problem as much as he lets on 5a: Potter doesnât seem to mind much either
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by @faith2wood [21k]
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud thatâs ever so cross.
I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!
Last updated : July 6th 2026













