#thelowefiles

*Sound of stick cracking in distance*

Rob: OMG IT’S BIGFOOT, GUYSSS

John Owen: No. no. We don’t know that. It’s probably just a rabbit or something.

Rob: Or it could be Bigfoot! *staring dramatically into camera* let’s go check it out!

Matthew, speaking for the first time in 15 minutes: The probability of it actually being a Sasquatch is... *proceeds to quote facts and statistics* *gets ignored*

Rob: *Attempting a Sasquatch call and failing*

Wednesday, August 2nd:

(hour 1): Big Brother (CBS), MasterChef (FOX), Nightcap (POP, season 2 finale, part 2/2)

(hour 2): Salvation (CBS, 2hrs), The F Word (FOX), Suits (USA), The Carmichael Show (NBC), Hood Adjacent (COM)

(hour 3): Salvation (CBS, contd), Snowfall (FX), The Sinner (USA, series premiere), Broadchurch (BBCAm, 65mins), Queen Sugar (OWN, midseason finale), Cleverman (Sundance, season 2 finale, 65mins), Blood Drive (SyFy), Younger (TVLand, 34mins), Odd Mom Out (BRAVO), I'm Sorry (truTV), Full Frontal w/ Samantha Bee (TBS)