#thekingmarcel

send me ⓈⒺⓍ if your character ever thought about banging mine on a rooftop

big spoon/little spoon: ahahah AHHAHA they don't cuddle, they each lay on their side of the bed and pretend like sleeping over isn't a big deal

favorite non-sexual activity: Play enemies. They claim roleplay is hot. 

who uses all the hot water: Marcel. Elijah lets him because he looks hot underwater.

most trivial thing they fight over: When aren't they fighting? Between the war that's unfolding, and their very different opinions on all matters, they can't catch a break. Not to mention Elijah needs to get off his high horse because Marcel is having none of his superior shit.

who does most of the cleaning: Elijah, most likely. 

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Marcel can have that because Elijah couldn't care less about netflix. but he will see the distraction as a challenge to earn Marcel's attention.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Marcel's used to being in charge so I think he'd see to this one.

who steals the blankets: Elijah doesn't sleep much but he lays beside Marcel so he doesn't come across as a cold fish. This means, Marcel probably gets to keep the covers.

who leaves their stuff around: Marcel, if it comes down to it.

who remembers to buy the milk: Marcel. Elijah has no need for human food. Not that Marcel does either, but I think Marcel eats human food more than Elijah does.

who remembers anniversaries: neither. they pretend not to remember.

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who cooks normally?: Marcel makes some fine gumbo.

how often do they fight?: All day, every day, unless they're too busy moaning to fight. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Text each other about how the world's a better place when the other's away.

nicknames for each other?: TBA

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Elijah.

who steals the covers at night?: Elijah doesn't sleep much but he lays beside Marcel so he doesn't come across as a cold fish. This means, Marcel probably gets to keep the covers.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Elijah steals Marcel's daylight ring and hides it away so he can't leave the bedroom on his birthday. That's the gift. Elijah's dick is the gift. 

who kissed who first?: Elijah.

who made the first move?: Elijah, probably.

who remembers things?: Neither forget much but they ignore anything that might suggest they share anything that is not a hatred relationship.

who started the relationship?: AHAHAHA

who cusses more?: Neither do it often.

Secretly wondering how many more times people will ask me this, sighs.

this calls for more drabbles. i’m going to write more flashback klarcel.