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“E-Excuse me-! Committing crimes is not cool!” She huffed.
“I- I mean, at least I don’t vandalize public property! That’d be worse - right?”
“... Other than that one time I uhh, painted underneath and overpass... BUT IT WAS JUST A SMALL MURAL!”
@thekaraokemachine ‘’AWWW!! Am I grounded, Mike?’’
@thekaraokemachine “That new voice a yours is bound to get us a crowd! C’mere, the two of us are gonna livestream a concert right here, right now! All over Diamond City!”
//Update on the sketchy...sort of???
//...I honestly didn’t know what doris would be doing but here she is.
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His instinct was correct. Somebody DID invade his lab. If he didn’t get the odd feeling to come back right at this moment...
And yet the alarm he has set up never went off. He swore he switched it on before he left. Maybe he was misremembering this piece of information? Was his age finally catching up to him? Maybe there was a malfunction in his suit somewhere that he had to iron out.
Or maybe...maybe it was something worse? Maybe one of his robots was in cahoots with this villain and they...!
Crygor immediately tossed that theory into his mind’s recycling bin. Like that would happen!
His mind raced with fear and worry as he looked for anything out of place. Thankfully nothing important was stolen so this wasn’t a robbery. There’s just a whole lot of toilet paper flung everywhere and spray paint covering his home’s walls.
But still, his heart beat wildly over this situation.
❛ M-MIKE! What happened here?! ❜
As the doctor was still reeling over his initial shock, a hand firmly pressed onto one of his chairs and the sound of faux flatulence filled his ears. Of course, this startled him even more but when he recovered...
❛ ...a whoopee cushion? ❜
He scanned the other chairs and noticed they had similar objects on them. Yup, more whoopee cushions. And that was when he finally noticed the basically spray painted confession upon his wall.
“WARIO WAS HERE!”
❛ ...I should have known this would be HIS immature prank. After all I have done for him--for his COMPANY-- and this is how he thanks me. Well, ENOUGH is ENOUGH. I’ll give him a taste of his own medicine. And a little bit of MINE too. ❜
Oh, his plan will be a devious one. For now, he just has to create his masterpiece and bide his time for the perfect moment to execute this. It’ll be one for the ages!
But before even that can occur, he needed to clean up this mess.
❛ Mike, where are you? I need some aid here... ❜
“Frup!”
“...I-Is th-that what e-everyone’s saying...?
❛ IT’S A LABORATORY, YOU HEATHENS. I fix stuff for SCIENCE-related reasons. There’s a difference. ❜