"Your mom fat."
āAnd sheās beeeee-yootiful.ā
"Ever heard the quote 'more to love?'"
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@constable-crystal
"Your mom fat."
āAnd sheās beeeee-yootiful.ā
"Ever heard the quote 'more to love?'"

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THEY WERE ALSO PURPLE.
OH SHIT OH FUCK NOT AGAIN OH MY G
THEY HAD SHORT WIGGLY BLACK HAIR, A CHEF'S HAT AND WERE SHAPED LIKE A CHINKEN NUNGET!!!!!!!!!!
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Crystal sighed. It looked like all the life just drained out of her.
"... If you could refrain from calling my boyfriend a 'chicken nugget' and not bother an officer on duty, I'd appreciate that very much."
HELP HELP CONSTABLE CRYSTAL HELP MY WALLET HAS BEEN STOLEEN!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!
The officer twirls around, looking rather astonished.
"WHO?! WHO DID IT?! WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE AND WHAT DIRECTION DID THEY GO?!"

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((I ALSO HAVE
A WARIOWARE TWITTER NOW??Ā
https://twitter.com/ConstableCrystlĀ THE))
AreĀ āWalls of Textā what all the kids are doing these days...?
Here. I made one.
uH THIS A PROMO I GUESS-
Hereās the rules-
1. For the love of god, NO NSFW.
2. Please DO NOT send in rude asks. I had to deal with a lot of assholes in my life-
3. Just have fun OK?
you know what time it is babey!!!
@gamesandgarlic
āY-You know, thereās this really cool p-police officer in Diamond City, a-and her nameās Crystal! I k-kinda like her, th-though she gets u-upset at m-me and Kat for f-fighting monstersā¦I-I know w-weāre little a-and a-are ninjas, but umā¦thank you for looking out for us!ā
āI-I hope you and M-Mister Anthony the chef are g-getting along well!ā
@constable-crystal!
"Aww... Ana, this is sweet! I'm gonna keep this pinned up on the fridge. Thank you so much! Keep up the good work!" She keeps looking at it like she was just handed a solid gold bar. To her, this definitely has about the same value.
"... As for Anthony and I, well... I guess "getting along well" is one way to put it~"

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THE THRILLING SEQUEL TO MY HIT ANIMATION āREVERSE ORBULONED,ā I BRING YOU: āLOG TIMEā
@askorbulonā
THE THRILLING SEQUEL TO MY HIT ANIMATION āREVERSE ORBULONED,ā I BRING YOU: āLOG TIMEā
@askorbulonā
š® Character Study Traits & Characteristics
repost Ā & Ā tag Ā away! Ā
BOLD all that applies to your muse. italicized Ā - Ā applicable in certain verses.
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⢠eyes: Ā blue | green | brown | hazel | gray | gray-blue | other ⢠hair: Ā blond | sandy | brown | black | auburn | ginger | grey / white | multi-color | other ⢠body type: Ā skinny | slender | slim | built | curvy | athletic | muscular | chubby | overweight |Ā other ⢠skin: Ā pale | light | fair | freckled | tan | olive | medium | dark | discolored | other ⢠gender: Ā male | female | trans | cis | agender | demigender | genderfluid | other | doesnāt like labels | donāt have any definite headcanon either way ⢠sexuality: Ā heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other | doesnāt like labels ⢠romantic orientation: Ā homoromantic | heteroromantic | biromantic |panromantic | aromantic | demiromantic | unsure | doesnāt like labels
⢠species: Ā human | undead | shapeshifter | demon | angel | witch | ghost | incubus / succubus | werewolf | alien | mutant | other ⢠education: Ā high school | college | university | masterās degree | PhD | other ⢠iāve been: in love | hurt | ill | mentally abused | bullied | physically abused | tortured | brainwashed | shot
⢠positive traits: affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming | confident | creative | cunning | determined | forgiving | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient | selfless | polite | down-to-earth | diligent | romantic | moral | fun-loving | attractive ((depends on your point of view??)) | charismatic | calm ⢠negative traits: aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | shy | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | cocky | reckless | insecure | irresponsible | mistrustful | paranoid | possessive | sarcastic | self-conscious | selfish | swears | unstable | clumsy | rebellious | tightly wound | emotional | vengeful | anxious | self-sabotaging | moody | peevish | angry | pessimistic | slacker | thin skinned | overly dramatic | argumentative | stubborn
⢠living situation: lives alone | lives with parent(s) / guardians | lives with significant other | lives with a friend(s) | drifter | homeless | lives with children | other ⢠parents/guardian: Ā mother | father | adoptive | foster | grandmother | grandfather | aunt | uncle | noneĀ ((Theyāre dead now, simply of old age)) ⢠sibling(s): Ā sister | brother | none | other ⢠relationship: Ā single | crushing | dating | engaged | married | separated | itās complicated
⢠i have a(n):  learning disorder ((Depends on how you view ADHD, I think it fits in here too)) | developmental disorder | personality disorder | mental disorder | anxiety disorder | sleep disorder | eating disorder | behavioral disorder | substance-related disorder | PTSD | mental disability | physical disability ((In the sense of physical chronic illness))
⢠things iāve done before: Ā had alcohol | smoked | stolen | done drugs | self-harmed | starved | gotten into a fist fight | gone to hospital | gone to jail | used a fake ID | played hooky | gone to a rave | killed someone | had someone try to kill them
Ā Ā tagging: YOU!! Thatās right YOU whomst is READING THIS I tag YOU!! GO HAVE FUN!!
Head Chef goes on a shopping trip

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do you like girls with a lot of determination ? oneās who will do what ever it takes to get to the top ā no matter the possible consequences ? meet VANESSA a minor warioware antagonist who fancies herself to be MONAās biggest rival. this blog is semi-selective and extremely headcanon based. all follow backs come from BARBIELIKE ! like / reblog if youād like to interact.
Hello!
Welcome to my blog! I saw that my brother had a blog, so I wanted to make one too!
I hope I get to have an groovy time here!