vernon: what do you mean?

seungkwan: i texted you and you didn’t text me back

vernon: i didn’t get a text from you

seungkwan: that’s such bullshit vernon you’re such a liar i don’t want to hear from you anymore! this is why we broke up before and we got back together do you want me to break up with you again?

jeonghan: whoa whoa seungkwan calm down

vernon: jeonghan please! please yes thank god

jeonghan: what’s going on here?

seungkwan: you wanna know what’s going on? he didn’t text me back

jeonghan:...... you mOTHERFUCKER what’s wrong with you?

seungkwan: i know i told you! look here, it says delivered!

jeonghan: you’re ridiculous why wouldn’t you text him back?

minghao: hey, hey

vernon: minghao, please

minghao: what is going on?

seungkwan: you wanna know what’s going on?

vernon: no no no no no

seungkwan: he didn’t text me back

minghao: yOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU TEXT HIM BACK

jeonghan: YOU CAN’T DO THAT

minghao, jeonghan, and seungkwan: [all screaming]

vernon: wonwoo!

wonwoo: dude are you okay?

vernon: please help me

wonwoo: yo yo yo what’s the problem?

seungkwan: you wanna know what’s going on?

minghao: HE DIDN’T FUCKING TEXT HIM BACK

wonwoo:

seungkwan: he’s in the jacuzzi.

[cut to vernon and minghao in the jacuzzi]

vernon: do you dare me to put my wiener in the jet?