Frank, can you pass the turing test for me, i failed a couple times and now im upset
Absolutely. That's easy-peasy.
I would like to come to your house and spend an hour with you, and then spend a minute answering these questions. (You may get multiple people to ask the same question to make sure I don't just answer the same way every time.)
During that time, you can subject me to any test, any kind of examination. The only thing I ask is that there be some purpose in it -- that I am not just sitting there doing nothing because you want to see what I can or can't do. (We can agree on the details.)
If I fail the test, then you get to taunt me about it and you get to be like "hey, if you're so smart why don't you come visit me at my house so I can try to make you look dumb, huh." This will have the obvious downside that then I get to taunt you that you failed the test (and I get to brag that I failed it on purpose to see how you would react, which is my specialty). (I'm totally kidding about this last part, but it's fun to say.)
