#thecryptidking

                ♢ “How did you even get up here?” ♢ 

♢ Stevonnie peaked over the hand that overlooked all of Beach City. They had came up there to watch the sunset. Seeing him sitting there as well was just a surprise. They took a seat beside him and then looked down over the edge.

bros before hoes (even when you act like one)

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Piper. She’s a greedy little thing and is more likely to greet Zak by stealing a fry or three instead of actually saying hello if she catches him while eating.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Piper. She is a shamless flirt and will stop just shy of actually kissing him before setting the record straight.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Zak is actually better than Piper at staying out of trouble with the law. So he’s more often the one still free and abble to bust her out.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Piper. If the whole ‘child of Aphrodite’ thing wasn’t a reason, the fact that she isn’t half bad at reading people and helping with relationships is.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Piper. Juuuust long enough for him to slip on that banana peel she left on the previous lap so she can pass him. And damnit why does he always get the blue shell the seoncd she manages to pull ahead–

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Zak, and Piper doesn’t really mind because if she falls out o fbed it won’t be along way down. And if he falls out she gets to laugh until her stomach hurts after making sure he’s okay

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Piper starts them, Zak wins them because god damn why is he so fast and how does he make a pillow hit that hard?

"What."

See?

“Told you I knew how to drive. Of course, if we were getting into how to hotwire a car, it would take longer… We’re not gonna hotwire a car, though. Not when we have the keys. That’s just a waste of time.”