bros before hoes (even when you act like one)
who steals french fries off the otherâs plate: Piper. Sheâs a greedy little thing and is more likely to greet Zak by stealing a fry or three instead of actually saying hello if she catches him while eating.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if theyâre a couple: Piper. She is a shamless flirt and will stop just shy of actually kissing him before setting the record straight.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Zak is actually better than Piper at staying out of trouble with the law. So heâs more often the one still free and abble to bust her out.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Piper. If the whole âchild of Aphroditeâ thing wasnât a reason, the fact that she isnât half bad at reading people and helping with relationships is.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the otherâs eyes: Piper. Juuuust long enough for him to slip on that banana peel she left on the previous lap so she can pass him. And damnit why does he always get the blue shell the seoncd she manages to pull aheadâ
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Zak, and Piper doesnât really mind because if she falls out o fbed it wonât be along way down. And if he falls out she gets to laugh until her stomach hurts after making sure heâs okay
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Piper starts them, Zak wins them because god damn why is he so fast and how does he make a pillow hit that hard?
who says âyour pants would look better on their floorâ to the otherâs potential crush: McMeme. Flirty girly may like seeing people get together, but she lives for crude humor and guaging reactions.