#thebickedwitchoftherest

“Is this shit over dramatic or what? But hear me out - everyone else was getting letters. I didn’t want you to feel left out by sending some boring ass email. If you read this before you hear from Regan - I gotta leave town for a bit. Jury is out on how long that will be, but I plan on coming back eventually. I can’t go into much detail about it with most people, but it has to do with a former coven of mine. Those pesky little assholes can’t seem to mind their own business. Once I know the coast is clear I’ll be back in town to annoy you again.

You’ve always had my back in town. Despite turning my ass striped that one time I have pretty positive memories with you. You’re a good friend and I probably still owe you for that time you killed those giant ass lobsters in my backyard. Don’t worry - I’m a woman of my word. I’ll make good on that favor someday. For now, keep ahold of this phone. If anything crazy happens reach out to me.”

Try not to get yourself killed while I’m gone.

You've piqued my interest. What exactly does a girl have to do to earn the privilege?

[user looks at Cece’s profile] If you’re half as pretty as your profile photo, I’d say just let me buy you a few drinks and you’ve more than earned that privilege. 

Booooooooo. It’s all about the free doughnuts

Damn, you got me! Doughnuts all the way! 

You may be easy on the eyes dude, but you head is looking a little big

Oh geez, a little confidence never hurt anybody and based on the other answers, goodness the people in this town could use some. Why is everyone so SAD all the ti Besides, just having a little fun is all! No harm in that, right?

[pm] You know I love people owing my favors.

Tracking spells? Interesting. My expertise is more in hiding myself from tracking spells, but I’ve done one or two in my day. Who are we hunting down?

[PM]: I know you do. Let’s call this one an addition to the pile.

I’m aware but since you love and enjoy my company me sooooooo much you’re definitely going to help me out. :)

Winn Woods? Apparently, all the woofs in town are general messes and this woof ran away when he was playing off leash.