(Out of my social media slumber😴😴😅...) SO coincidentally, on my birthday, Monday, November 25th, I get to see if the rules of #Timecop apply to watching myself on that-there televisions (because, you know the time tested #JCVD rule of “the same matter cannot occupy the same space,” which means I’ll be fine because it’s only tv, YAY PSUEDO-SCIENCE👍) on #thebestthingieverate on @cookingchannel (9pm ET for all 2 of you that would like to watch🙏) WHERE this time I’m not talking about anyone else’s food this time but instead OUR VERY OWN grub at @buttonmashla. Namely the 4.5 cheese (or do we say 5 cheese, I dunno but it’s tasty I promise🙋♂️) Mac n’ Cheese (which, if you really wanna steal the recipe, you can pick one of the 2 #adventuresinstarrykitchen copies left on Amazon... no joke, Amazon actually says that right now😱🤷♂️🤣) thanks to our new buds @themonticarlo +her amazing son DAAAAAAANGEEEEEEER (But it’s really spelled “Danger”, and yes that really is his fucking AWESOME name🙇♂️🙇♂️☝️) who swung by and will tell you all about it... while I look pretty... I hope... I also hope they didn’t change the time/date on me because that would make this post far more awkward especially if I decide to get ppl together in Dallas to watch it... in which case I’ll just have to re-enact the entire interview, episode, Danger’s awesome outfit and find some substandard “cool glasses” to act like Monti too... which will be more exhausting than anything BUT I’m always up to the challenge... 🤔🤔🤔 Bye! 😝 PS- I did indeed just lazily reuse my best thing I ever ate appearance post from last year because “why not?!” PPS- 👆photoshop hack job c/o 🙋♂️ #yourewelcome 😉😘 (at Button Mash) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ETd7fBo3g/?igshid=1f097357avgv9
