RESEARCH: THE ARMEDĀ ā
The Armed are an anonymous hardcore-punk collective from Detroit, Michigan. The people pictured above may or may not actually be in The Armed. The Armed claim that they are, along with about 100 other people.Ā
However, The Armed are not to be trusted...
Formed in 2009, The Armed have made a name for themselves through misdirection both with their music and aesthetic. Many theories have circulated regarding their origins or who is even the band at a given time. Theories range from them being an elaborate performance art project to them being a corporate ad-agency, or a bunch of other equally absurd but just as likely possibilities.
Regardless of who or what they are, what is clear is that The Armed are not your average punk band. This becomes very evident upon glancing at their album artwork, pictured above.Ā
The top image, from their Untitled (2015) album depicts one of theirĀ āmembersā in what is clearly an homage to David Bowie's classic Aladdin Sane (1973). Their follow-up Only Love (2018) looks like it could be a scene from Rihannaās āWorkā music video, while their most recent album,Ā ULTRAPOP (2021) could have very easily been styled by Tyler, The Creator.
In each of these album covers, the design is sleek, the images crisp, and the content is accessible. One might even dare to sayĀ āhipā. This is in complete opposition to everything a hardcore punk band isĀ āsupposed to beā, yet The Armed have successfully melded these pop sensibilities into some of the loudest, noisiest songs ever put to record.Ā
And it is exactly this juxtaposition that make The Armed (as they self-proclaim) earths greatest band... or at the very least its most interesting.











