#thealmostrhetoricalquestion

[[Anonymous asked: Um hello I haven't stopped thinking about distortion link since the day I discovered it (a very long time ago)]]

ANMFKMASDAS 🥺 Ya'll are so valid me too Distortion Link is definitely one of my top faves ever...

it sounds much softer than it is hahaha also quick s/o this was @lovealpenglow's brainchild which she lovingly bestowed upon me to do with what i will <3

Lavender Lane is a nightclub where Lily Luna works (of course) and one day shit goes down and someone is murdered oop so new aurors Hugo and Lorcan (yes chels, yes) are called up to work the case.....

so basically it's a murder mystery and kind of also a romance based around this nightclub!!!! im super excited for this one, thanks for asking <3

Hufflepuffs Are Awesome by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion

Sterek | 10k | Teen

"My fierce firecracker,” Stiles gasps out, between laughs, “my precious little shortfuse.”

“Shut up, Stiles,” Derek says, his voice muffled as he hides his face in his hands.

“Captain Aggro, defending my honour,” Stiles chokes out, heaving himself upright. “My champion of love.”

“If you don’t shut up,” Derek warns him, “this bed is going to be your only companion for the next month.”

fantastic emojis first of all <33 and thank u for the ask!!

2. do you name your wip before, during, or after writing?

usually after!! all my wips get temporary names as i'm writing. some feel more title-y but i know aren't right and some are just like for organizations sake!! some current ones are "inside time" and "heart in the byline". but generally they are given pairing + concept like "romione chess au" or "drastoria songshot"

12. favorite wip

aaah!! okay this is a struggle bc i have ones i like for different reasons. like there are some wips i treasure so much that i hardly ever touch them bc i don't want to ruin them by writing them. does that make sense NO but here we are.

if i had to pick one, i'd say i have a songshot series set in the post-war era with a bunch of rare pairs (panville, padma x dennis, and drastoria which is practically a rare pair considering how much fandom sleeps on it) all about fame, forgiveness, redemption, love, and art which i adore and think ab constantly

these questions were so much fun!!

Haha hi!! I love that you called it a disguise. You get another space fact featuring my fave astronauts Pete Conrad and Al Bean.

These two were good friend and went to the Moon on the Apollo 12 mission. They were so fun. Al Bean called mission control babe the whole time (I’ve read the mission transcript and it’s so funny) and they played a lot of jokes on the mission.

My favorite thing is that they were planning to take a selfie on the Moon to scare mission control since it shouldn’t be possible for both of them to be in the picture lol. So they went out and bought a camera timer thing and brought it with them to the Moon. And then after collecting the samples and stuff that they needed they told mission control they were taking a break. They started to look for the timer they had brought so they could take their photo but the couldn’t find it in the bag with all the rocks and they didn’t get to do their Moon selfie which is so sad.

But don’t worry, Al Bean went on to be a painter and painted their selfie and called it “The Fabulous Photo We Never Took” Isn’t it beautiful?

Author: thealmostrhetoricalquestion

Rating: T

Warnings/Content Notes: Some angst, hurt/comfort, very minor mentions of alcohol, and swearing.

Summary: Each time Scorpius glanced his way, Albus made sure to smile as though nothing was amiss. As though it wasn’t exceptionally odd to come out of your morning lesson and find your ex-boyfriend of three years standing in the grass with his hands in his pockets, waiting for you.

AU: Post-Hogwarts

Word Count: 5405

A/N: Thank you to the lovely mods @scorbusfest for setting up the fest! It’s always a lot of fun to do. And thank you to Dee for my beta help!! I’ll see you all on the 30th for the last chapter!

Oh, definitely a romantic date!! They’re both quite fancy and they love to spoil each other, and then Astoria in particular is a romantic old soul, so dates usually involve a trip to the ballet or the theatre or a museum and a candlelit dinner at a nice Muggle restaurant and a lovely stroll through Kew Gardens or Regent’s Park 💕

I’m so glad!!! <3