#the-only-n

Pretty sure Paris held it to Achilles' ankle to make sure Chiron would come. Achilles' head is too hard and Chiron knows he'd survive it.

Paris’s skill would guarantee it hits the weakspot. The headshot is just a threat for show. Establish dominance.

Paris at Achilles: Your life ends whenever Master tires of you.

Not shown here is the fact that Saber Astolfo is now NP2.

Just get him the venim weapons from the pagan alter and you’re good on poison claude

SEE!??!?! THE PAGAN GODS ARE ON MY SIDE!!!

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH THE CHURCH OF SEIROS. NOW THE PAGAN GODS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS!!

I was ASKED a favor, and here I am to share, because it is TOO funny to pass up. Also I WILL eventually get my fucking videos on YouTube. They’re all on twitch in the meantime, but god damn, I NEED to remember to do shit and find the energy to do so.

Call out post to @shirakinagi-chan @the-only-n and @isle3cho for contributing to this madness, and making me laugh so hard. Headphone warning cuz I laugh LOUD, like seriously, I am LOUD, beware.

(this is hours before we got slapped in the face with more mom lore and finding out more about Aelfric, SO...)

Witness Ashen Doe (They Shouldn’t Have Hired Me) bullshit PART 1 (THERE WILL BE MORE), featuring my discord chat, with @the-only-n and @isle3cho (who is the main reason this discussion exists, thanks to “SMOOTH LIONS ARE EATING ME” spawning a serious discussion of things that could probably be going on in the monastery).

Do not take any of this too seriously, we are just spouting bullshit and I am calling us out for it. 

FINAL PART OF ASHEN DOE (THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE HIRED ME) BULLSHIT THAT SPAWNED IN MY HELL DISCORD!!

MINOR SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE FLAYN AND SETETH’S PARALOGUE.

with @grim-izanagi, @jadecore, @the-only-n, and while not here, but still to blame for this bullshit, @isle3cho (STILL LOVE YOUUUU <3)

This was a wild ride, from start to finish, and also a sneak peek at what to expect, because I am a filthy memer, and by extension, so is SI!Byleth.

So like I want you to know that my server friends, @the-only-n and @isle3cho, ended up talking it out while I was absent from the chat for a bit and dhjkfdhkgf

HERE YOU GO.

in a writing chat:

So basically, these clothes are now the uniform for the tournaments. No one likes them cuz they’re UGLY. And because of that, they’re usually clean...so when laundry day comes up, EVERYONE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR BUT THAT.

But yeah, I think they’re ugly for the most part, but I also love them because they’re such memey in the long run, ESPECIALLY the Black Eagles wear.

Expect Noa to be baffled by the modern-looking wear (though tbh, Bernie’s shorts could already get her thinking and when summer comes around, Noa is gonna be trading her pants for shorts and the leggings because BITCH, IT’S HOT).

PART 3 OF ASHEN DOE (THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE HIRED ME) BULLSHIT, WITH @the-only-n AND @grim-izanagi!!

Featuring best mercenary dad, Jeralt, and Alois, who LOVES his wife!!

Once again, I’m calling us out on our bullshit and my girlfriend, @isle3cho, is STILL to blame for it! (love you thooooo)

Claude is that ONE DM who is both merciful and merciless it depend on how the set up is that day, how he’s feeling and if he’s willing to indulge in BS on that day