📱 for our dumb losers
Send me a “📱” and I will answer the following:
What was my muses 5 last sent texts to yours?
[5:02pm] I feel like Chinese food for dinner pls we’re ordering it no questions asked
[10:24am] Sending photos like that has my mind all messed up… I’m not gonna be able to concentrate for the rest of the day 💦
[11:31pm] I’m coming over to yours for lunch and bringing food to eat but I could also eat you out that counts as food right?? 🙄
[3:45pm] Dad texted asking if we wanted to come over for dinner this weekend. I said yes hope that’s cool? Figured we could even ruin the old treehouse even more… 😏
[4:56pm] Can we get like super drunk tonight please work is the worst
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts to yours?
[3:41pm — unsent] There are so many times I’ve almost told you I love you. Love you as more than a friend, but I’m never gonna be able to because I can’t handle the thought of losing you.
[2:12am — unsent] You’re asleep in the room next to me and I so wish I was with you.
[9:45am — unsent] Mom texted me asking me when I’m going to, quote on quote ‘get my head out of my ass and ask you to marry me’. I wish that were the case.
[8:14am — unsent] It’s getting really hard to not kiss you goodbye in the mornings
[10:19pm — unsent] You’re my favourite person in the whole entire world and it scares me sometimes but I wouldn’t have it any other way
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
Why am I a lawyer? I hate meetings save me 💔
What my muse saved your number as?
Rosa 🤓👫
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
( — side story! He 100% took this when they were all out with friends or something together bc he couldn’t help himself bc she looked so pretty he just had to take a picture. And then so he could see it more often saved it as her contact photo. Boom. What a whipped idiot. )
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
Mess Is Mine — Vance Joy
How many times my muse has called your this week?
Probably several million tbh, lmao. Nah, they call each other maybe at least once a day on their way homes from work to see if the other needs anything, if they wanna go home together etc. Or even a couple of times a day if they call each other in their lunch breaks. So… actually yeah several million times a week, oops. Dorks!!
How many calls has my muse missed from yours?
He’d try his hardest not to miss any calls from her ( or really anyone in general, he definitely hates calling his voicemail to retrieve missed calls haha ) — but espeically prioritises Rosa’s calls, so maybe like… one or two if she calls while he’s at work/busy, but that’s it! Bc he’s whipped! And will never not be whipped!! And is always gonna answer her!!! :-)














