#the scheming

Would love to know what your favorite food is?

And also, what is your favorite part about the writing process? 💖

*stretches fingers, cracks knuckles* nice ask week LFGGG so sorry i've been squirrelling away these asks for an entire week now and i've picked yours as my first!

i have been really busy - life is just constantly changing at the moment which is not HELPFUL when i'm trying to restore myself to equilibrium. BUT i have recently taken up yoga and i've found it really amazing for my mental health so that's a big win for me in these troubling times!

my favourite food is bread. bread is life. i won't hear anything bad about artisan sourdough with a crunchy crust.

honourable mention - i'm also an absolute freak for tofu. i love tofu in basically any form (silken, firm, puffed up etc etc), sometimes i just pan fry half a block of tofu, put salt and sriracha on it and call it a day. this pains @rmd-writes to no end, but she will back me up because there is photographic evidence of me committing these crimes against good taste.

my favourite part of the writing process is the scheming. i have my ride or die schemers (rae and @celeritas2997) but my co-written projects (@heartstringsduet @dustratcentral @strandnreyes notably) always have a great scheme sesh in them and occasionally i scheme to someone who shows interest in partaking - i feel @carlos-in-glasses and @lightningboltreader and i have schemed a few times, and it has been very enjoyable. @pragmatic-optimist is an incredible schemer of ideas - TikTok fic is the EVIDENCE, it recently tipped over 1k kudos which is evidence of top tier scheming). if you ever want to scheme about a project, please come my way. i love saying "AND THEN-" and making it worse.

Dave: you see johnny boy windsock, this secret hideout doesn't actually belong to me. it belonged to my sister, and i guess my mother.

Dave: sadly, she was just captured in the midst of her latest plan: to set fire to the green sun!

Dave: kinda redundant, probably.

Dave: but before they put her in the clink which is a thing they do i guess, rose asked me for a favor and i was like ok what is it

Dave: so she told me that to prevent them from discovering her hidden lair and all its secrets, would i please SET FIRE TO THE GREEN SUN!