constantine would be the type of man to gaslight an entire alien race into thinking human being are going extinct and are an endangered species so that earth can be protected and i feel like every time he gets reminded that he did that he starts laughing so hard hes crying and cannot breathe because its so fucking funny and supes when he did it was absolutely side eyeing the fuck out of constantine like this cannot be real
yes this is a headcanon and lowkey inspired by lilo and stitch











