#the devil puppet

Behold! Look at what has arrived on my doorstep today from @darkhorsecomics -- to a parting of the clouds, a chorus of meerkats and a fanfare of trumpets!

Yes! Behold, the fabled advance copy of...

NERD INFERNO!

You cannot say that you have not been warned. Because I'm warning you right now! Time is running out to pre-order your very own life-enriching copy of this magnificent tome. All it takes is $35 and the courage to make yourself happy! And, even more importantly, make me happy because some of that money goes to my bank account. And with that filthy lucre I will buy snacks and candy, this I promise.

So, remember! Do what you have to! Beg, borrow or steal unless you want to miss out on this height of comic book stupidity, this treasure of low humor, this big fat brick of a book full of drawings and jokes and stuff! Hell, get a job, even! You can always quit after you make enough for the book. It's just that easy!

FYI: @teepublic is currently having a sale which means everything in our House of Fun shop is on sale for up to 35% off.

T-shirts, mugs, stickers and other merch, including the four Eltingville Club shirt designs on posters (click on a character design and then scroll down to "household goods" to find the posters).

Thanks for any and all purchases, before, now and later. Wear our shirts in good health, they make comic conventions, concerts, wrestling events, arcades, carnivals, movies, bar crawls, waiting on line at the DMV, punching Nazis and finalizing pet adoptions a little more fun.