have yourself a super day
fandom: the hunger games
pairing: hayffie
rating: t
summary: Haymitch Abernathy is not an actor and he has no interest in performing on stage.
…but when Plutarch Heavensbee calls to cash in the favor Haymitch owes him, he doesn’t have much of a choice.
And that’s how he finds himself playing the part of a delivery man in the Panem summer production of Legally Blonde: The Musical.
Featuring Effie playing the owner of the hair salon that he continuously says euphemisms to, Cinna making magic with costumes, Johanna as the foul mouthed scenic designer, and Finnick cackling on the side while watching everything go down.
“I need to cash in that favor.”
Haymitch looked up and saw the underlying pleading look in Plutarch Heavensbee’s eyes. “For what?”
Plutarch let out a breath. “You know the issues that have been popping up from Snow’s Games, that restaurant on the corner of Second and Ninth? The contaminated food that’s got a dozen people in the hospital?”
“Yeah, it’s all over the news,” Haymitch replied. “What about it?”
“Well…” Plutarch cleared his throat uncomfortably. “You know that I direct the community theatre show each summer, right?” Haymitch nodded. “One of our cast members, Seneca… he has been in the hospital for a couple of weeks now after visiting Snow’s Games.” He gave Haymitch a pointed look.
Haymitch furrowed his eyebrows. “I ain’t a doctor, Plutarch, I can’t help magically heal him.”
“I know that, I know that,” Plutarch said. “What I want… is for you to take his part in the production.”
