#the crick

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JANUARY 2023

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Personally I think most of them would Iike it. Wyll and Karlach for for how free and open and kind the Crick elves are (during the events of campaign one. I’m not caught up with campaign three and the all the drama with the dragon elves). They would probably love it there. I could see them easily becoming Cricks themselves. They would not eat the crawdad shit and that would be the major cultural hurdle. Wyll would be a little overwhelmed by how spicy the food is but Karlach might not notice. She spent 10 years in hell and the foods probably wild down there.

Gale would like meeting them and being around the crock elves but have a mental break down when he finds out almost all of are illiterate. Moonshine would be like “we’re an oral society” and Gale would be like “okay but reading is great??? Help.” I think he’d get over whelmed by how the Cricks do not give a shit about privacy. Like what do you mean you’re going to sleep in my tent please leave. Would 100% get bullied for being wizard. Also would not eat the brown from the crawdads and would be fun of for it.

Astarion, Shadowheart and Lae’zel would hate the crock. The Crick always want to be in their business, they’re too nice, they’re annoying. Astarion also hates nature so he would hate having to sleep in a swamp. I could see Shadowheart warming up to them though the Cricks just have to break through that defensive shell. Lae’zel would start to enjoy it once she realized their legal system is mostly wrestling based. None of them are eating the crawdads. Both Shadowheart and Astarion will die from how spicy the food is while Lae’zel asks for more.

Halsin is in his element I feel like. He’s surrounded by other druids that don’t want to completely disregard the outside world, the animals can talk on their own, and everyone is just vibing with nature? Sign him the fuck up. Would love to be everyone’s daddy (not sexual. The Cricks don’t place a lot of stock on father’s figures as a maternal society). Plus he is free from capitalism. Gets high with Ol’ Cobb and Jolene the Green before turning a bear and taking a nap. Would find it weird that the Crick eat crawdad shit but would be too polite to say no and eat it anyway. Can not handle how spicy the food is but you wouldn’t be able to tell until you looked him in the eye and saw him holding back tears from how spicy it is.

I don’t know a lot about Jaheira and Minsc but I think the Crick would love them. Jaheira would vacation there as she might find them a bit annoying? But that might be me not knowing a lot about her (i have not played BG1 or 2). Minsc would be adopted as a Crick in heartbeat.