#the comment section

So was talking with one of my mutuals about the demon slayer/saja boy cross over and what would happen if Urogi got caught on google earth flying in his demon form and someone uploaded on to Tik Tok.

Btw I know all the conspiracy lines coz I hang out on that part of Tik Tok:

Sekido sat back on the leather couch, cigarette balanced between two fingers, thumbing through his phone. TikTok’s algorithm was annoying, but tonight it had delivered something so absurd he nearly choked on smoke.

There it was: a pixelated screenshot from Google Earth. Urogi. Demon form, wings visible, caught mid-swoop over some rural Japanese mountainside.

The video had nearly a million views.

Sekido pressed play, jaw tightening as the comments scrolled by faster than he could read:

“That’s not a bird. Birds don’t have arms like that. Government experiment CONFIRMED.”

“Flat Earth proof? Look at the shadow. That’s no sun angle we’ve ever seen.”

“Wake up sheeple, this is CLEARLY a shapeshifter. Same thing they saw in Denver last year.”

“Peeps that’s literally AI. Deepfake. Stop falling for this.”

“Illuminati test run? Notice how they blurred the mountain range coordinates. They don’t want us to know.”

“Nah fam, that’s just Big Bird on steroids.”

“Anyone else remember the 2011 sighting? SAME ENTITY.”

“First they put chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay… now they’ve made a man-bear-pig-bird. Alex Jones was right.”

Replying to AgainstBigPharma:

“ManBearPigBirdDaddy 👀 take me out to Area 51 first”

“ain’t a government experiment, he’s a government-issued boyfriend.”

“AL GORE WARNED US. ManBearPig… or Bird. It’s real. South Park was a documentary, not a cartoon.”

“This is what happens when you take all 72 vaccines on the childhood schedule in one sitting. My cousin did, and now he caws at the moon.”

“Government didn’t just poison the water. They poisoned the AIR. Now birds aren’t real because they’re hybrids. WAKE UP.”

“You can laugh, but this is literally a DARPA experiment gone loose. They’ve been mixing raptor DNA since the ‘90s.”

“Bro that’s not AI. That’s CIA.”

“Notice how they blur out the coordinates? Classic cover-up. Bet Area 51 has a whole flock of these

"Hey he kinda of looks like one of the Kibutsuji boy singers?"

Replying to mine9inches24

“Okay but let’s be real… all these singers are lizards anyway. This just confirms it.”

“Not shocked tbh. Every idol is some kind of reptilian or hybrid. Why do you think they don’t age?”

“Look CLOSE… the scales. That ain’t no filter.”

“This explains the weird hand gestures in all their music videos… Illuminati + reptilian bloodline confirmed.”

Sekido groaned,, dragging a hand down his face. Of all the ways Urogi could screw up, being immortalized as a conspiracy theory meme wasn’t one he’d anticipated.

The video looped again, the comment section exploding with hashtags: #Shapeshifter #FlatEarthProof #GovernmentBird #IlluminatiWings #WakeUpSheeple

#HybridExperiments

#VaccinesMadeMeDoIt

DC3_4Lifee: SLAY MY NAMEEE