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@thcpure/ @lcgisticssend a 🔪 for some AU nonsense

“So they do let you out of the archives! Delightful.”

Roderick’s voice is warm and friendly when he calls out to Louise as she passes. There’s nothing technically wrong with a Seelie being out after dark, even if he’s usually in his club; and nothing wrong with talking to a Shadowhunter, even if most don’t. 

( there might be something wrong with the way the alley entrance he’s leaning against is twined with climbing flowers, or the way the world warps just behind him; but what’s a stolen chunk of Brooklyn between friends? he’ll put it back before dawn, probably, maybe, if he feels like it. )

@thcpure/ @lcgisticsTell Duke weird shit, John Mulaney edition

“--What?” It’s the utter certainly in her voice that gets him. Louise is good and kind and friendly, and she says ‘not if, when’ with all the calm assurance of the dawn. 

( he does, you know. get kidnapped and call her, that first time; listen to her shame her father and her friend for stealing him away without so much as asking how he felt about it. he could have killed someone, and he wakes up thinking about it for weeks

The second time is different. )

@thcpure/ @lcgisticsTell Duke weird shit, John Mulaney edition

There is a reason Duke Midan does not touch people, and it is written in the golden handprint on Louise Bauer’s arm.

He didn’t-- he thought to would be alright to set a hand on her arm, just for a moment, just to reassure her. Duke has been wearing gloves for two years now, and he is wearing them still, and it did not help. He could feel the elements shift under his hand, knew even as he snatched his hand away that he has done something terrible, terrible.

He is-- he has worked so hard, you know, not to be noticed, not to hurt anyone. Duke is breathing fast and shallow, gaze fixed firmly on Lou’s arm even as she stares above his head. He is--

“Sorry. So-- Sorry, I’m sorry. Please don’t--” Run, scream, tell anyone. He can’t ask that of her any more than he can stop the tears welling up in his eyes. “Please, I can fix this.”

@thcpure/ @lcgisticsmurder she wrote starters

He has to commend her tenacity. Most people have difficulty determining which of him to look at, and tend to settle on spending an ineffectual amount of time on each. There are four of him in the room today, not counting the one in the hall, but the youngest Bauer has had her gaze trained on the one facing the door for some time now.

It’s the one on the couch that speaks, however. ( ah, wrong Thompson. points for trying ). His voice is soft even in the quiet of the room as he folds his newspaper onto his lap and looks up at her, head cocked in polite confusion.

“I’m not sure I know what you mean, Miss.”

There was a deal, yes. He presented options, yes. Choices were made, certainly.

hot fresh fun facts

Rod used to have a paper banner in his apartment that said ‘Ya blew it’, but a Certain Person ( @thcpure ) snuck in and replaced it with a ‘You did great’ one.

He briefly considered getting his nipples pierced in his 20′s, but saw somebody get theirs ripped off in a brawl and swore off body piercings forever.

Almost guarantied to try to take your phone and change his contact name and ringtone to something stupid.

@thcpure 

“i’m not a child” louise shouts from the back.

Lou is 1000% a child. She is half his age.