#thayer

no context dainsleif + oc (thayer) meme post

Thayer hummed in response, resting their chin on their hand. "Have you ever noticed how disproportionately long Anaxagoras' legs are?" Thayer's hands measured out the man's height from a distance, squinting. "They're like, twice the length of his torso."

Hyacine squinted at her professor, now noticing the man's height was contained mostly in his slender legs. "...Huh. I never noticed."

...Her professor that was now walking towards them.

Hyacine quickly whistled, acting as if nothing was amiss, while Thayer stared up at the man with a cheery attitude.

"Would either of you care to explain why you've been staring at me for the past 5 minutes?" Anaxa folded his arms, fixing them both with a pointed stare.

"We-" Hyacine started, only to be interrupted by a cheery Thayer.

"Hey, Anaxagoras, do you know why your legs are so damn long?"

The Sage of the Nousporists stared at them for a long, deathly silent moment. Even the few scholars that had been putting around the two stopped in their tracks, all honed in on possibly the stupidest question possible.

Anaxa pinched the bridge of his nose. "Remind me why I deal with you again?"

"Because I like discussing with and learning from you?" Thayer supplied breezily.

Anaxagoras sighed, holding the growing pulse in his head with one hand as he turned away from them. "I wonder if it's worth it."

"I'm not wrong!" came Thayer's indignant response as he walked away.

(inspired by his obnoxiously long body ratio:)

Verdandi: oh, Vedrfolnir? sure, i think he's a little strange, but our debates about fate are interesting. it's hardly like my opinion of the big six matters, though. i'm just a tailor, after all.

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(present day)