#thatwentwell

#thatwentwell #marsrover #perseverance https://www.instagram.com/p/CLdf-TKnJxG/?igshid=1cjqh96hlqy2z

I told Izzy to smile... . . . . . #dogorwolf🤷‍♀️ #dogsmile #thatwentwell #dogyawn #badpic #redo #taketwo (at Tampa, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD6aU9osu6l/?igshid=zs5d0o3phdsy

And it went about as well as it can with a Christian white conservated family...long story short I’m an embarrassment, a disappointment and not accepted. What a great day!

Part II #foodporn #thatwentwell #pasteies #mascarponefilling #eggsaladfilling #sweetandsavory #wafflecones #allthecolors #summerdelights #fruitsandflowers #proseccoandlemonade #ivemissesthis #vsco #vscocam #vscobulgaria https://www.instagram.com/p/Byc87OmDL_c/?igshid=vvxn5p6phcn6

First jog of the year #thatwentwell #booboo #keptongoing #elysianpark #imtoooldforthisshit https://www.instagram.com/p/BtPn_DVAeyL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1orbybhhncg5p

Flush

So Z (5) came into my room complaining about her rough day. Jr (7) butts in & tells her, “I know what the problem is Zia...” Z asks, “What’s the problem, Jr? Tell me!” He responds, “You gotta grow some balls! (this cracks him up)” Z is rather annoyed, “How do I supposed to grow balls, Jr?” He responds, “I don’t know but they make u tough. I have them, I’m tough, & I’m a superhero!” I interjected, “Son, yes you’re the toughest superhero I know but its not because of your balls. But your heart son! Balls are very sensitive. You cant even get kicked in them & recover immediately, u need a cup for protection... VAGINAS are the tough son! They endure a lot, can birth babies, & a kick wouldn’t stop the day...” Both children took the info in, thanked me (with hugs & smooches) & walked out to play. I’m thinking to myself, not bad Mommy... A few days later at a family picnic, the little people of the family went nuts as the pinata broke. One of the cousins bumped her head & cried hysterically. All of the kids rushed to check out the situation. I overheard Z telling her, “Its okay! Don’t cry! You’re tough because you have a vagina!” And she hugged her cousin. Jr runs by & yells, “VAGINA POWER!” Soon all of the kids were chanting, Vagina Power!”