#thatsrightbejealous

Well that was entirely and utterly unproductive, but so worth it in as much as it was entirely and utterly unproductive.

My "job", if I can even call it that, consists of the my 'expertise' in:

Supervising a Masters Degree course to make sure nothing wrong happens during their 9-hour lecture in a technological standpoint. That is...make sure the profs powerpoint 2012 slideshow makes it to the projector.

Now, here's why I love my "job":

1) First and foremost, the people paying me have failed to realize this one thing: the masters degree course is a Business Administrative course. Ergo, who the fuck would be qualified to teach a Masters BA course and NOT know how to work Microsoft 2012. Thank God some people are born of ignorance because this "job" pays well.

2) Not only is there no way in hell that I actually have to do something, but I have a secretary's desk all to myself. Here's what my short 60-hours of working here has allowed me to do so far:

a) Start and finish season 3 of Community

b) Re-watch Once Upon a Time episodes

c) Re-watch the Walking Dead season 1

d) Start (and be amazed at how awesome) Fringe season 1

e) Study (to an extent...) for my midterms, finish online quizzes, catch up/get ahead on readings.

I'm getting paid to do this? Can I get a "Fuck yeah" Fist in the air, and can someone please air guitar a glorious solo all this happiness?

Person 2: Go suck a dick