thoughts on the bluff (2026)
surprisingly little of it takes place at sea for a movie about pirates. I know they don't stop being pirates once they're on land (and the name of the movie is "the bluff") but we only got like the one boat scene when I mostly picture pirates as being. well. on boats
I could've watched another hour, another ten hours, of ercell killing pirates (and am of course feeling very normal about flashback!bloody mary in her armor and mohawk)
I also could've watched another hour or ten of ercell baking with old-timey implements. missed opportunity that she didn't kill someone with that big grater
isaac! isaac was so sweet and brave and quietly determined, and I liked all the practicalities of his disability, as well as all the little moments between him and ercell (both the tender ones you'd expect between a mother and son, but also him being witness to some of her violence)
lizzy! what a delight (the "sister-in-law" to "sister" bit was expected but still sweet) — though, I feel like the evolution of her relationship with ercell felt a little rushed? only because we established it at the beginning as being somewhat resentful with conflicting interests and priorities, and yes, granted, a crisis like nearly being murdered by pirates and your sister-in-law being a competent presence keeping you and your nephew safe certainly changes things, but it seemed like most of lizzy's new attitude toward ercell came from reading the journal and finding the wanted poster, rather than seeing it firsthand (vs isaac watching one of the murders and ercell being covered in blood when she retrieves him from the trapdoor. she immediately comforts and reassures him, but there is that brief unavoidable moment where we see his understanding of his mother being completely upended, and reckoning with that in real time.)
no real complaints about karl urban as connor. that said, I really wanted to like lee/the quartermaster more? no shade to temuera morrison whatsoever, I think it's more a matter of him not getting much to do with the character. never felt like I had a clear read on the quartermaster's vibe—he seems like a steadier complement to connor's unpredictability, but then there was also that scene of him getting his head shaved, which felt like. i don't know. a power play someone pulls to assert their authority (maybe that's just a left-field association I have). but he also never felt like an actual wild card or threat to connor—when he does finally mutiny, there's very little uncertainty of who's going to win, and afterward, it doesn't take too much persuading for connor to get the crew back on his side.
connor and ercell's chemistry on the other hand was pretty solid. didn't necessarily expect to buy into it, but all of their scenes felt like they were loaded with real history and baggage and complication. ercell's rage certainly felt like it was coming from a lifetime of being abused and manipulated by connor, whereas connor's anger felt like it came from a genuine sense of betrayal at ercell leaving/attempting to kill him
maybe this is naive (maybe it's in plenty of movies and I was just particularly aware of it in this one?) but there were lots of moments and one-liners that felt like they were shot just for the trailer. fine enough in their own right, but stilted or choppy enough in context with the rest of the movie that it felt like suddenly being aware of the cameras in the room and the tone being "we're doing/saying this because it's cool"
now. hey. I don't know a lot about gold. but exploded is different from, like, obliterated—right? she blew up the gold, but doesn't that just mean it's in fragments? I mean, gold is gold, no? it might've taken some time, but couldn't the pirates have collected what was there?
there is something about how the first fight between ercell and the two pirates felt arduous and drawn out and uncertain in a deeply real way—that this was a life or death moment, she's using every ounce of her resolve to keep pushing through the pain, lots of unconventional weapons—versus the later sequences (even the concurrent one of connor on the beach mowing people down) where the deaths were no less violent or gory, but felt more effortless, perfunctory. we've put all these pieces on the chess board and now have to systematically knock them off, and so can't afford any individual one much focus or gravity (until of course the last fight with connor) in a way that I think contributed to the latter half of the movie losing some of the tension
for not getting to see it very much, I also quite liked the dynamic between ercell and t.h. — I think the film effectively used their limited interactions (or how they would talk about each other in scenes with only one of them, like ercell's frustration but not actual anger at t.h. taking some of the gold) to get at the depth of trust and love in the relationship
not totally sure what to do with the shot of all the naval ships coming to the island at the end. it's not a rescue anymore, because all the pirates are dead, so—? is it a good thing? do we still need to be worried for ercell in case her true identity is discovered? do we need to worry about the remaining gold being confiscated? I mean I suppose the implication is now they're here to help clean up the island, but who is watching a pirate movie and assuming charitable intentions to the british navy, particularly toward an island established as a free former colony?