#that's hell

This is honestly a hilarious scenario, though I think it would have played out a little differently given that Jason was like 12 and Dick was figuring out this whole big brother thing at the time. So I imagine it was more like:

Jason, on the cusp of puberty and faced with all the beautiful redheads in Dick's life: Your friends are all so cool. And hot.

Dick: Yeah, they sure ar- wait a minute, you're a child! Guys, stop corrupting my little brother!

That of course doesn't stop Jason from falling for redheads and years later Dick and Jason will finally bond over their shared appreciation for them (you know, when they are both old enough that it's not quite as awkward anymore).

Me: wants small and simple tattoos that won't cover my entire body.

then yesterday i put on a button-down shirt without the usual ribbed tank top underneath and the feeling of the shirt's fabric on my bare torso made it so that for a full 30 seconds, i wanted to crawl out of my own skin