#thalius

More artfight! This attack is directed at @greebers​‘s OC Thalius.

“I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”

“Well, it could’ve been worse,” Thalia said decisively, sharpening her blade in a manner that sent a tingle down his spine, and he couldn’t for the life of him tell if it was fear or something else entirely.

“It could’ve been worse?” Sirius repeated dubiously, looking at the silver rings that they now shared. “What’s worse than this?”

“Well, my last husband skipped out on me when Galen was a toddler and Aggie was a baby, so I think you’re doing rather well.” She patted his cheek fondly with a smirk.

Sirius shouldn’t have found that so attractive.

It was supposed to be just a one-night stand, and the sex had been great...probably the best sex he’d had in years, but somehow they’d ended up married.

And Sirius had no idea how it had happened in the first place.

“Stop thinking so hard, Black, you’ll worry that pretty head of yours right off,” Thalia said with glinting eyes, her hips swaying as she moved past him and Sirius wished his life hadn’t been quite so complicated.

Thalius: Also I need the moral support to decide whether or not to buy that stupid [Jon Snow] action figure.

Kilosophy: roll a d20. what's Jon Snow's DC

Thalius: Depends on what I'm rolling against? His AC is probably actually quite low. If he's only wearing leather, I imagine it's somewhere in the 15-16 range.

Kilosophy: roll a D20 vs his AC, if you get higher buy him

no modiferrs

Thalius: That gives me a less than 25% chance to get him. Which I suppose is fair, because he is a want and not a need.

Aaaand I got a 1

I can never buy him, ever.

Kilosophy: LOL