OK SO IM REWATCHING THE TRAILER IN 1080P WITH HEADPHONES SO I CANT HEAR MY OWN TEARS AND LOW AND BEHOLD THE SECOND FRAME THAT COMES IS MY BOY CRYING LIKE WHY DO THEY PUSH THIS ON ME, AND THEN HE SPEAKIGNG AND THEN VISION SPEAKS LIKE AHHHHHHHH EVERYONE SPEAKING TO MEEEEEE, AND THEY PUSHING THE SCARLET WITCH/VISION THING AND I AM ALL FOR IT, ALSO WHY HE GOT THAT HUMAN SKIN LIKE I KNOW PAUL BETTANY IS BEAU BUT DID HE PUSH THIS HE A REAL BOY NOW, THOOOOOOR SPEAKIN TOOOOOOO THEY ALL SPEAK, NATASHA SPEAAAAAKS AND HAS HAIR OF GOLD BUT HER EYEBROWS ARE SO LIGHT IT IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE, WHY IS THE AVENGERS THEME SOUND SO SINISTER WHY, WHAT IS THAT HOOP THING IN THE SKY IS IT A PORTAL OR A SPACE SHIP I DONT KNOW, WHERE LOKI AT THO WHY HE HAVE TESSERACT IS HE GIVING IT TO THANOS OR IS HE PROTECTIGNG IT AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE IS WHY THERE DEAD BODIES DID HE KILL THEM OR DID THANOS WHO ARR THEY, WHY DOES THANOS LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN RAISIN I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HIS CHIN LOOKS LIKE IT WAS IRONED AND WHY ARE HIS EYES SO SMALL THEY LOOK LIKE SLITS OF NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS UGLY WRINKLE HEAD, IRON SPIDER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI LOOKS SO RAD AND THE EYES LIGHT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHAT WAS THOR DOING WHERE HE AT WHY HE SCREM WHY HE IN SPACE HE HOLDING SOMETHNG TOGETHER OR BREAKING IT HELP, WHO WAS THE LADY THROWING THE THING SHE LOOKED RAD BUT EVIL I WANNA BE HER, CAP JUST WALTZING IN LIKE YEH I KUST CAUGHT THAT LADY WHATCHU GON DO, HE HAS THE EYEBROWS OF ANGER, WHY WAS SCARLET WITCH SAD WAS SOMEONE HURT DID HER BROTHER COME BACK OR SOMETHING WHAT HAPPENED, WHO NATASHA STAB PROB SOME ALIEN IM SORRRY IM JUST WRECKED FROM CIVIL WAR HOW CAN I KNOW WHO STABBIN WHO, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GIANT PILAR OF DARKNESS JUST FALLING FROM THE SKY AND THERE WERE MORE IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT ARE THREY, WHY DOES CAPS HAIR SO FLOWING SAVE ME, MAN THE ALIENS ARE REALLY UGLY I GUESS THEY GOTTA TAKE AFTER MR RAISIN BRAN, WHY IS THAT FUCKIN PURPLE---

(I GOT CUT OFF I HAD TO GO FOR TWO HOURS BUT IM BACK AGAIN)

ok SO WE LEFT OFF ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN SHRIVELED EGGPLANT GODDAMN GIANT BABY MAN DOING TO MY BOY PETER I SWEAR TO ALL THE LORDS THE STRUGGLE HE IS HAVING WHY IS HE DO WHY, AND THEN RIGHT AFTER THEY SHOW MY BOY TONY CRYING WITH THE RED EYES AND EVERYTHING WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MARVEL WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HMMMMMMMMMMM??????????? I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING RUSSOS I DONT LIKE IT ONE BIT.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNOPE, VISION NOOOO WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW HE LIVES WITHOUT THE STONE HE BECOMES HUMAN MAN, FCKIN PURPLE WRINKLEY ASS GIANT THING I HATE YOU I DONT CARE BOUT YOUR GLOVE THING JUST DONT HURT PEOPLE BUT OHHHHHH YOU GOTTA GO BACK AND SIT ON YOUR LAZY ASS ON THE FLOATING CHAIR , HIS CHIN IS SO LINEY LIKE SOMEONE PRESSED THAT PATTERN IN, HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE HE PUNCH MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY  TAKE HIS DRIED OUT HEAD OFF, THERE IS TOO MUCH GOING ON IN THE LAST BIT THEY ARE JUST RUNNNING AND RUNNING AND SHOOTING AND RUNNING AND LOOKIN REAL GOOD

OK SO TO RECAP, EVERYONE IS IN PAIN AND THERE IS NO END TO IT AND I JUST HAVE TO EXPRESS HOW UGLY THANOS IS LIKE HE GOT NO HAIR NO EYEBROWS HE JUST HAS THOSE BONE STRUCTURE EYEBROWS AND WHY IS SO HE WITHERED LIKE WHAT HAS DONE THIS TO YOUR COMPLEXION THANOS.  I NEED MORE FOOTAGE THIS INSTANT. BUT I WONT GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE TILL MAY AND THAT IS OTOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR AWAY BUT AT LEAST ILL BE ALIVE HALF A YEAR MORE BEFORE MY HEART SHUTS DOWN IN THE THEATRE